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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I quite like Burns...
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty
Wi bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murdering pattle.

Edit - woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Me too
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Doesn't it just make you want to tell him to write English properly?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
#
LAMENT him, Mauchline husbands a',
He aften did assist ye;
For had ye staid hale weeks awa,
Your wives they ne'er had miss'd ye.

Ye Mauchline bairns, as on ye press
To school in bands thegither,
O tread ye lightly on his grass,
Perhaps he was your father!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
"Do you like Kipling?"
"I don't know, I've never Kippled."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# He makes
exceedingly good cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Ha!
Now do Shakespear!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Christina Rosti
tattie cakes
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 29 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# He's dead
and I'm not into necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:48, archived)