There are indeed no spoons.


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

haha
top legendary frog reference
Woo Yay
*clicks*
(Woo, Badgers putting the laughter into manslaughter, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

THIS SHOULD FUCKING WIN


that is all



*clicks like a loon*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

now, *that's* more like it...
*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

hahaha


and I rather disagree, I think (aside from Keanu's usual standard of acting) the first film was something special and great and a good stand-alone film.

And then the last two were "hey, let's make some more money". And thus shit.
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

am I allowed to say
that the Freeway sequence in the 2nd one was pretty damn good?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

yes
plus the music for it was fucking awesome :D
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

^ seconded
I quite like the fight between neo and endless versions of Smith in reloaded as well.. The 2nd one was ultimately shite but had some good bits.

Whereas the 3rd one was just utter crap.
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

The 3rd one was pants-on-head retarded, I agree.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Why didn't he just fly away?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

he did!
..in the end
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

yes
and some of the action in the third is good too... but both films lack the tension and coolness of the first.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

I loved the first film, I have seen it far too many times
the last two were dreadful, I was extremely disappointed.

So my point was, that being near the end of the first film, it was the last scene in the trilogy that was any good.

(although having watched the trilogy again recently, I don't completely hate the other two.)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

It was on Sky
the other night ( Monday I think )

I've not seen it since release and I thoroughly enjoyed it. But I'm a cybergeek and love anything Gibsonesque. I even liked the second two. There, I've said it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

i'm getting scared
i'm agreeing with you more than more these days, and it breaks my heart to agree with manc scum ;)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

That's ok.
We'll become friends and go out for a pint together. You can make yourself feel better by stealing my wallet ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

happy days!

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

i did too
I was slightly surprised, as I saw the second one at the cinema and thought, "fuck the third, that was shite".

But then a couple of months ago, I saw the trilogy for cheap, so decided to watch them all one day and rather enjoyed myself.

For the purposes of my above joke, I have ignored these facts.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

Loved the first,
and was so disillusioned after the second, that I've only managed to watch about 10 mins of the third (why the hell was he wearing a blindfold?)
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

cataracts.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

because the brothers
had recently read the dune series, and wanted to emulate rip off the golden path theme from that
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

woo!
however, i like spoons.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

They speak very highly of you, also....
Verily, 'tis true.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

i keep them free of tea stains
there's just no excuse for brown spoons.
except wooden ones, of course.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

Finish Powerball Tablets FTW!
/over-fondness of domestic cleaning products blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

i would NEVER use a dishwasher!
i just don't trust them, they sometimes leave tough bits on the dishes. if i saw that, i would be sick. then i would have to throw those dishes away.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

that is a compo winning post!
click!!!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

Nicely done!
Have a couple of clicks...
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

ART

( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

Whoa!
That's trippy!
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

\0/
sexy time!




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( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

Wrong.
She is not teh sexy.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

She looks like a bloke
and is still very very sexy. I can't begin to explain it.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

She doesn't look like anything other than a computer.
She's as sexy as Lara Croft or something.
( A Vagabond www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post592681, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I don't mean the trinity character.
I'm no into leather and stuff. I mean I find Carrie Anne Moss strangely alluring.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Just looks like a mardy cow to me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
Woo!

Carrie Anne Moss has the most lovely smile.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

give me a list of all the people you've drawn
you don't reply to my posts unless you have a pic to whore.

I'll try and limit my posts to things loosely connected with your art.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

haha.
get over yourself. Go do some science.

You should be glad I posted this. my first comment was goint to be about how shit your picture was ( not that I would have meant it, but I was going to say it ).

I'm learning about flood basalt and mantle plumes.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

Oh my fucking god, yes.
There is, and has only ever been, ONE Matrix film. Lalalalala, I've got my fingers in my eyes and I can't see the others.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 29 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

YES!

( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Fri 30 May 2008, 0:59, archived)