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[challenge entry] oh dear

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I
demand to have some booze!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# this scene gets me every time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XL1m89nkk8

I have a heart condition PFFFT!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# heheheh
i like that film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
#
I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder. My wife is having a baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# withnail!
don't mix your drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# There must and shall be aspirin.
If I do not have aspirin, I shall die.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# bugger
can't remember any more quotes!
i'll have to watch it again. soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Ha!
Two quid? You're out of your mind. You can shove it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *actually collapses laughing*
You utter bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Don't threaten me with a dead fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Overrated student rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# go and wash your mouth out
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I like it. I watched it being filmed when I was 8. The Penrith bit was done in my home town.
Now, where's my medal/award/biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# your biscuit is nearly ready
*hnnnnnnffffggggyesssssssssssssss*
here
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I'm allergic to icing
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# LIES!
A great film RUINED by students.

See also: Rocky Horror
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# but thats just a play on words
not an actual description of the film

so why compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# it does what it says on the
oh sod off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# get to soddery
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *gets out A-Z*
is that Little Soddery or Soddery-on-Wye?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Soddery on the Wold
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# ah, of course.
that's next to Dunny on the Wold, isn't it? how is colin?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:49, archived)