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# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# warm, moist and slightly sticky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# filled with regret and shame
and hoping the breakfast is worth it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# if it's a full english with black pudding and no beans
it's ALWAYS worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *ponders a "black pudding and 2 beans" type of joke*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# a perfect full english should consist of:
3 sausages
3 bacon
2 eggs, sunny side up
2 slices ulster fry
3 slices black pudding
portion of tinned plum tomatoes, NOT diced or half a fresh one
large portion fried mushrooms
1 slice fried bread, cut into 2 triangles
2 slices buttery toast
tomato sauce
mug NOT cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I need beans
and no black pudding

I don't do that crazy jazz, man

and I'm not fond of fried mushrooms

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# i'm hungry now
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)