The truth
From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)
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From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)
( , Thu 29 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
Ah
But it's not a warm, pretty, story. There's sacrifices, the obliteration of mankind by flood (except for 8 people and a funk load of animals), infanticide, betrayal, adultery, humans doing everything asked of them and used as playthings by a bored God and fallen angel and other shite I can't be bothered to list.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03,
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But, if you were a God,
or even a priest in the early-mid 2nd Millennium, that's the kind of story that would have made you reach for the joytissues.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13,
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filled with regret and shame
and hoping the breakfast is worth it
:D
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:04,
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:D
if it's a full english with black pudding and no beans
it's ALWAYS worth it!
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:05,
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a perfect full english should consist of:
3 sausages
3 bacon
2 eggs, sunny side up
2 slices ulster fry
3 slices black pudding
portion of tinned plum tomatoes, NOT diced or half a fresh one
large portion fried mushrooms
1 slice fried bread, cut into 2 triangles
2 slices buttery toast
tomato sauce
mug NOT cup of tea.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19,
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3 bacon
2 eggs, sunny side up
2 slices ulster fry
3 slices black pudding
portion of tinned plum tomatoes, NOT diced or half a fresh one
large portion fried mushrooms
1 slice fried bread, cut into 2 triangles
2 slices buttery toast
tomato sauce
mug NOT cup of tea.
I need beans
and no black pudding
I don't do that crazy jazz, man
and I'm not fond of fried mushrooms
:D
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24,
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I don't do that crazy jazz, man
and I'm not fond of fried mushrooms
:D
well, lets face it
it's all about the techinical use of tools
and there's no way he's going to fix her leaky outlet with an inadequate plunger
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:00,
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and there's no way he's going to fix her leaky outlet with an inadequate plunger
we had a man come round to fix our washing machine today
The temptation to shout 'bow chicka wow-wow' was amazing.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:02,
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hahaha
I have a credit system of romantic comedies vs horror/sci-fi films going with my missus, my god I've had to sit through some rubbish..
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Thu 29 May 2008, 14:59,
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has she forced you to sit through bridget jones?
if so, i feel your pain.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:00,
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Love Actually
was my one, she made me sit through it even though I was literally in tears of suffering.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01,
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my ex used to bring shit like that for me to watch
i'm sure he has a large quantity of gay in him. i'd much rather watch dog soldiers.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03,
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Your ex actively wanted to watch Bridget Jones?
That is teh gay :[
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:09,
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aaaarhg god
I had to sit through Love Actually, it sucked the sweat off a dead mans balls..
I've avoided Bridget Jones so far, but it's only a matter of time.. If it comes to that, then she's watching Planet Terror :D
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:05,
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I've avoided Bridget Jones so far, but it's only a matter of time.. If it comes to that, then she's watching Planet Terror :D
Interestingly enough
The decision to go see soppy rom-coms is usually a decision made by both partners, not the stereotype of the woman picking a rom-bom and the man picking explosions.
Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with a good love story, as long as there's explosions too.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:01,
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Personally I don't think there's anything wrong with a good love story, as long as there's explosions too.
Me and mine have an understanding
I don't watch Dirty Dancing... she doesn't watch Cannibal Holocaust
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03,
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hahaha
you should have a double-bill night..
WTF is it with Dirty Dancing, why do virtually all women love that piece of shit film?
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Thu 29 May 2008, 15:07,
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WTF is it with Dirty Dancing, why do virtually all women love that piece of shit film?
This can have a click
(and I'm being very particular about giving them out today).
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