Moar quick and dirty


From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 754 entries (closed)

(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

POAP!

(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

Now Pope it's time to get up and put on your hat.
Ngnggn...it'sa a stupid hat...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

hahahahaha!
you have to get a quote in, don't you?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Poooope, the floor is not a hamper.
Awwww maaaaaan
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

heheheh

( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

I watch far too much Family Guy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

he's a cooking something up

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

YES
Smite them!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

impossible!
have you seen the new ones yet?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Mostly.
I missed this week's.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

it's on tonight
WATCH IT!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

haha

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

the pope has got his hat on
hip hip hip hooray
the pope has got his hat on
and brainwashes you today.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

hahaha!
and also - wtf?

*continues laughing*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

I don't know.
I've started drinking early again.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

Hey - no worries...
You're on fucking fire. This afternoon is turning into a right blast.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

Das Pope/ Darth Sidious
is probably the worst advert for Catholocism going.

Did I spell that right? It looks wrong.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

Everyone is welcome,
Except if you are gay,
Or female or pro-choice,
then you can stick your hat away.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

Yes!!
gauntlet.ucalgary.ca/story/3636
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

more quick and dirty...
just what this challenge needs ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

it's not
no.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

...
*use of the word "innit"
*6th sense replated post


....says it all really
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:10, archived)

innit

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

I use the word innit, sometimes.
But it doesn't matter because I'm bloody amazing. Check me out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

*checks out*
*files*
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Under F for Fucking Woo, naturally.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

under M
for Maybe :D
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

*bottom lip trembles*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I think she meant 'M' for 'Megayes!'.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

ssshhh!
i don't want her to get big headed!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

But I'm in the briiiiiiiiig. Everyone knows I'm too delicate to be in the briiiiiiiiiiig.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

everyone knows about the brig
it's shank or be shanked in there
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

:c
But I'm a good boy :c
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

so
that's be shanked, is it?
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

*sniffle*
Wow would protect me really :)
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

i may move it to D
for Dead cert ;)
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

PHWOAR!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

you'll just have to wait and see ;)
i'm off to plant my onions. 'bye!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Indeed you are, ma'am
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

*checks out*
*adds to list*
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

*is confused*
'Check Out' in the strange world in which I live in has to do collaborative document sharing systems.

*goes for a lie down*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

*checks out Captain Wow*
*modifies him*
*checks him back in*
*rolls him into production*
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

Him?
I don't think so.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

Perhaps it was in the 'modification' bit?
Gender realignment ftw.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

hehehe

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

*checks out*
*returns in 3 days*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

You can check out any time you like
but you just can't ever leave.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

*launches into epic instrumental section*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

.....
...



_{but you CAN NEVER leave}
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Just can't ever.
Welcome to the Hotel Cally Borneo....

I'm singing my childhood lyrics.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

then i shall go back to my
double bass :P
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:35, archived)