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[challenge entry] Another fatal attraction

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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# don't worry
it's only a book

.... *kills*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# *buys typewriter*
*types eleventy hundred pages*
*submits to publishers*
*is rejected*
*reworks*
*submits again*
*is accepted*
*waits 6 weeks*
*receives complementary writer's copy of "To shove cacti up a Prof UnderCover until it pops"*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *has died of old age before he reads the whole post*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Nothing personal . . .
my fine feathered friend . . . as I saw you were about . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# must...
reply...
but...
long, drawn-out...
death...
interefering...
with...
diction.... AAaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I must remember to never mock the Mockingbird . . .
100 times on chaulk board . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 29 May 2008, 16:04, archived)