*buys typewriter**types eleventy hundred pages*
*submits to publishers*
*is rejected*
*reworks*
*submits again*
*is accepted*
*waits 6 weeks*
*receives complementary writer's copy of 'To shove cacti up a Prof UnderCover until it pops'*
(*submits to publishers*
*is rejected*
*reworks*
*submits again*
*is accepted*
*waits 6 weeks*
*receives complementary writer's copy of 'To shove cacti up a Prof UnderCover until it pops'*
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Thu 29 May 2008, 16:01,
archived)
*has died of old age before he reads the whole post*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 29 May 2008, 16:06,
archived)