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[challenge entry] Just out, published posthumously

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(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
Tom Brown still can't sit down.

EDIT: I'm just starting to get excited about the bash now:D
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# meeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooo
mind you, i think we all actually started getting excited around march 1952
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# meeeeee threeeeeeee
*Jumps up and down*

/Needs pick-me-up blog
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *picks up
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ohh baby ;-)
More than I was expecting.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I've got about four dead elf in the freezer that are still to be defrosted:P
All chicken served will be free range (And I'd like to point out that's something I've done before the Hugh Sternly-Whippingstall had is campaign [admittedly I love his work though].
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# three cheers for happy chickies
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I may have meant to type elk:P
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# oh
shame, elves are fucking gourmét.

Not snubbing the elk, i'm sure it'll be gorgeous, but i'm still a little let down.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Haha!
I'll bring the elf then.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# As long as you 'ave you're 'elf.
That's the main thing!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# The what?
I'm tending to my garden this weekend.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Fuck that
You're tending my garden this weekend!:P
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I ALREADY TRIMMED YOUR PUBES LAST TIME.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you can tend to mine then
plaits plz
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Shave mine off for me
Then eat them
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Silly ls
You know we don't have a lawn mower!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# FETCH THE TWEEZERS!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:30, archived)