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(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

Hahaha
Tom Brown still can't sit down.

EDIT: I'm just starting to get excited about the bash now:D
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:17, archived)

meeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooo
mind you, i think we all actually started getting excited around march 1952
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:19, archived)

meeeeee threeeeeeee
*Jumps up and down*

/Needs pick-me-up blog
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

*picks up

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

Ohh baby ;-)
More than I was expecting.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 17:22, archived)

I've got about four dead elf in the freezer that are still to be defrosted:P
All chicken served will be free range (And I'd like to point out that's something I've done before the Hugh Sternly-Whippingstall had is campaign [admittedly I love his work though].
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

three cheers for happy chickies

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:25, archived)

I may have meant to type elk:P

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

oh
shame, elves are fucking gourmét.

Not snubbing the elk, i'm sure it'll be gorgeous, but i'm still a little let down.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:30, archived)

Haha!
I'll bring the elf then.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Thu 29 May 2008, 17:31, archived)

As long as you 'ave you're 'elf.
That's the main thing!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

The what?
I'm tending to my garden this weekend.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

Fuck that
You're tending my garden this weekend!:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:24, archived)

I ALREADY TRIMMED YOUR PUBES LAST TIME.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

you can tend to mine then
plaits plz
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:27, archived)

Shave mine off for me
Then eat them
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

Silly ls
You know we don't have a lawn mower!
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

FETCH THE TWEEZERS!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:30, archived)