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( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:21, archived)

that scared me as a child..

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:24, archived)

Don't think I had enough attention span
to be scared by anything over a hour long at 5
( Letum Spack Monkey, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:26, archived)

5? Stop making me feel old...
I saw Labyrinth in the cinema, that's how old I am.

*Remembers the fields*
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

wow...

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

Hehe, not that impressive. *gets into stairlift*
:P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

Labyrinth...
brilliant film, right up there with the princess bride.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:32, archived)

Aye, William Goldman is great.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:33, archived)

bowie's package
woz immense!
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:34, archived)

inconceivable!

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

no, no...Miss Scunner was 5 (If she was it on the year of release)
I would have been....oh, at least....8
( Letum Spack Monkey, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

it is possible that i saw it when it did the rounds
at Christmas television, I didn't see it at the pictures for sure.
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

*remembers Bowie's lunchbox*

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:40, archived)

Careful now, he's not called The Gobblin' King for nothing...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:42, archived)

why?
does he consume a large amount of goblin steak and kidney pudding

bah!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

the film scared you or the real event?
which one?
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:28, archived)

..film
I am not so old as some
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

Ah sry.
yeh it was a pretty daunting prospect.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:32, archived)

nobody is over 20
on the internet.
it is science^tm
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:39, archived)

INCORRECT!
one of my earliest memories is being in the garden with my dad, him pointing up at the sky and telling me there were men up there in a space rocket trying to get home

that was Apollo 13, I was about 4 years old
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:43, archived)

that is really cool
that must be one of the best memories to have. wow
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

o_O
Got any Werthers, gramps?

:P
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

Where did you live at the time?
Sentimental film sequences-upon-twee?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

"Wait around, son
because in a minute Hitler is going to address the Reich, and then Queen Elizabeth will have her coronation just before JFK gets shot."
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

I want to know why there aren't any glamourisations of situations which look heroic and then go badly wrong and set on fire.
It's either a heroic escape from the jaws of death with American children pointing and the sky, or a dramatisation and commemoration of some bad incident.

I demand more optimism and then crushing defeat and death!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

OK then, since pylons were mentioned earlier:

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:04, archived)

I wonder
if we'd all be using blimps if the Hindenburg disaster never happened

and have some woo
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

i am
i feel old now
*hangs head in shame*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:44, archived)

i read somewhere
that old people can't breath modern air..
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

does that apply
the other way around then? :)
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

To be fair most things scared me as a child
Honey i shrank the Kids for example.. I litraly grieved for the ant that dies in it... My sister also cried at Wil Cwac Cwac..the Welsh cartoon, because of the Daddy Duck hitting the kid duck or somthing
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:29, archived)

ahahha
grieved
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:30, archived)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfnj0_XiHrE
number 13
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:35, archived)

4 years you been here
and yet you do that.

*cries*
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

what the posted link?
sry
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

sort of
putting the link in the top box instead of the main text box like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfnj0_XiHrE
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

ah ok
my bad
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

Brings at all back...
Even the question "Would ant sting cream have saved him from the sting? Or is it just bad for ants in general?"
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

DIASTER! SPACE SHIT IS MALFUNCTIONED!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:41, archived)

BIAL OUT BALE OUT.
SPASE IS UNSAEF.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:46, archived)

SPASE FAIL! EXCAPE! EXCAPE!


edit: crikey!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:47, archived)

WOW!
ACENESS! Love how theyre firing arrows at the helcopter!
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:50, archived)

no doubt they thought it was loggers

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:54, archived)

Another people about to be ruined by 'civilisation' then...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:51, archived)

seems they've already been battling with loggers
days are numbered
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:53, archived)

they'll be
on b3ta in no time at all.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

maybe if more peoples of the world
went on b3ta

and drew cdc's

the world would be a happier place
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

cdc's?
i'm kinda new here.
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

Its a shame really
I hope they dont get contacted.. or flip out about the chopper...

But at the same time, it would be very interesting to find out about how they live etc..
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:55, archived)

Send in Bruce Perry.
Preferably by parachute just to freak them out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:56, archived)

Haha
He'd be awfully English about it all.. Ive never been prouder to be British than to watch his reaction to some one tring to push his penis back inside his body hahaha a sort of "This is so painfull, and disturbing..but best not offend these guys..."
( Jorvic Englishness means always having to say youre sorry, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

uncontacted may mean "not contacted constantly"
they probably wisely just don't like outsiders
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

they are
probably the leftovers from the first series of "Im A Celebrity".
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 2:57, archived)

Hehehe!
On a unrelated note, I just found this was one of my most popular pictures.


( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:45, archived)

Actually I am a fucking lion.
♥
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:59, archived)

read that as fucking a lion
carry on
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:19, archived)

Oh gross
you big lion fancier.
( Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

you love it

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:33, archived)

the whole film is a lie, no human has ever been in outer space.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 30 May 2008, 6:14, archived)