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( Grampa, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:21, archived)

hot.

(captain freedom don't expect, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:23, archived)

god it must stink up there...
IN SPACE!
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 30 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

Kind of hard to get better funding for such when the political class thinks...
...the bathroom is where you go to get sexed up by buttprostitutes.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

"The space station's solid waste unit is said to be functioning well."
they can still shit in orbit

this is science!
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:35, archived)

er..
"Nasa said it thought a separator pump was at fault, and the three male crew members were operating it manually."

any one else picturing a space man with a sieve?
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:52, archived)

It gives new meaning to "floater"

( CanonCaliber I'll laugh if you laugh, Fri 30 May 2008, 8:37, archived)

hahahaaha

(Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 30 May 2008, 9:11, archived)

how does smell work in space?
do you get little bubbles of scent like you do with liquid?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

Fans pull air and waste in.
Which according to one spacegirl -- works just as
well as your bathroom fan does at the same task.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:47, archived)

but how does the scent actually move in zero gravity?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:56, archived)

we get scent from odorant molecules
so presumably the same way as any other molecules move in zero gravity...
( Mushroom, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:59, archived)

Air is fanned about 24/7
If you don't, the waste gasses gather around your head and you'll die.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:10, archived)

gravity wouldn't be that big an influence on the diffusion of molecules
the behavior is dominated by collisions between other molecules.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 May 2008, 4:12, archived)

diffusion still works without gravity.

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:14, archived)

Isn't it more correct to say gravity is still there?
Just really weak.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:18, archived)

What am I, a doctor?

( gronkpan , a friend, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:25, archived)

Without proper testing, I couldn't say.
Here, step into this vat. I'll let you press the knives button.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:29, archived)

without compelling scientific research on this subject there's no way I'd risk the khazi after that Worf bastard's been in there
he just strikes me as the sort of bloke who leaves a really bad smell in the bathroom
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:23, archived)

SCIENCE
From observing the actions of astronauts and other inert objects in zerogravity conditions it has been determined that scent molecules would move with far more Wobbly Motion (WM), with distinct possibility of Sways, Wibbles and Flops (SWF) when in distress.
These distressed molecules tend to migrate toward the windows, as they enjoy the view and it calms them back into submission.
Next time you are on a space station, stand by a porthole and inhale deeply through the nostrils - the odour you will perceive is a stagnating collection of smells, hypnotized by the vastness of space.
I'm going back to bed :)
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:24, archived)

and I'm not going to the hat shop on the way :)

( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:30, archived)

All the more for me!!! \o/
I ♥ monster hats.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:32, archived)

yeah I do like them
but I've been wearing my Rabies Beanie today, the drooling is great fun!
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:36, archived)

*click*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 30 May 2008, 4:39, archived)

Oh good, bury it in there then.
"Mutton dressed as lamb gets simulated onscreen sex before end credits"
has got to be one one of the most overused themes in movies.

Except perhaps, "guy shots shit up cuz' he's angry".
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

hmm, mutton
mutton stew
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:33, archived)

Simulated onscreen sex with lambs:

( Grampa, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:36, archived)

Hahaha! They love it.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

I'd post my
animation of spielberg raming dr suess in the arse.. but i have already reposted it once today.. i feel that is enough.

have a link instead.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Fri 30 May 2008, 3:50, archived)