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i made apple pie yesterday and today i made pickles. tomorrow i may make a cake. what sort?

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Oh hello there.
Key lime.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:57, archived)
# o hai dude.
key lime cake? i only have a few limes in the house and they're destined to be added to juice. but, interesting suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:58, archived)
# HERE IS AN ARTGUMENT
www.flickr.com/photos/23140504@N02/2531576705/#/edit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:59, archived)
# Haha
I particularly liked the "Kilroy was not here" comment.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:02, archived)
#
"If a monkey was painting with it's own shit, do you think it would paint a banana? Think about it"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:10, archived)
# I don't know why but I suddenly remembered a Nabokov quote
where he talks about... "an ape in the Jardin des Plantes who, after months of coaxing by a scientist, produced the first drawing ever charcoaled by an animal: this sketch showed the bars of the poor creature's cage."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:19, archived)
# IT WAS ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF A SAD CLOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:29, archived)
# ALSO: VELVET ELVIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:32, archived)
# VELVIS UNDERGROUND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:35, archived)
# and when the scientist realised the cruelty of imprisoning his cousin animal, he began to cry. then the ape grabbed his arms and pulled them off.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:30, archived)
# And beat him to death with the soggy ends.

"LOL"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:33, archived)
# i forgot you can't see the pics hosted on b3ta, so i added it to pbuckt.
i33.photobucket.com/albums/d100/Anal0gue/triffids_ronseal_small.gif
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:07, archived)
# I can on the weekend, just not at work.
The CEO of the company said he didn't care about internet filters but the fuckers in IT decided to DO IT ANYWAY.

FUCKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:08, archived)
# it is gone. bye, artgument.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:10, archived)
# you need to copy and paste the link because flickr uses those fucking shitty @ symbols.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:19, archived)
# oh yeah. thanks.
krylon criminals represent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:24, archived)
# I might get an individual mr kipling apple pie
now that you have put the thought into my brian
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:59, archived)
# apple pie is always good.
except when it's crap. mine was good - it had the juice of an orange in it and a crumble top. it was tiny (just 3 smallish apples).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:01, archived)
# mr kiplings individual apple pies aren't that good tho
I need a nice apple pie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# i would send you mine but i eated (most of) it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Babby cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:04, archived)
# ick. no way, man.
it'll either be chocolate or chocolate + some fruit. or a spice cake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Chocolate?
Ok then; white + dark chocolate chips in a cake laced with coffee or possibly amareto... kind of like a confused pseudo-tiramisu.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i don't much like white chocolate - i'm a dark, bitter man.
coffee works, though, and i do love it so. i also have a ton of rum here, so i can always go light on the flavouring and just soaked the finished cake in rum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:14, archived)
# White chocolate chips can balance the cake nicely if you're using a lot of bitter ingredients.
caramel, 90% cocoa chocolate, coffee and some white chocolate mix together surprisingly well in a cake.

Also: Mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:18, archived)
# NO BALANCE. DO NOT CONTAMINATE THE HOLY CHOCOLATE WITH THAT WHITE WAXY CRAP.
but i could do up some dulce de leche.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:20, archived)
# IT IS NICE TO EXPERIENCE DIFFERENT FLAVOUR SENSATIONS IN THE SAME MOUTHFUL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:26, archived)
# yeah, but not white chocolate. it's just pus with good press.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:39, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:42, archived)
# And:
bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:20, archived)
# I tried some bacon chocolate a few weeks ago
it was good, but I'll stick with bacon sandwiches with HP sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:23, archived)
# HAM STEAKS LAYERED WITH HONEY
LIKE A PANCAKE STACK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:07, archived)
# pukefest, dude.
i never liked pork, even back when i ate meat. it is disgusting in all its varieties.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:11, archived)
# ADD MORE HAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:15, archived)
# I believe Triffids are quite nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:33, archived)
# triffid cake, for chidren's birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 6:37, archived)