Selectively Deaf Man

Everyone loves Fred Dibnah.
I need help optimising these dealies, chaps
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Pablissimo, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 22:45,
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Not the best time to be
poking fun at fire victims...
but pretty funny nonetheless.
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Canada Dry Ginger Ale, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 22:52,
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Not only
do I not have a conscience but I had entirely forgotten about that.
Ah well.
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Pablissimo, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 22:53,
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why?
why? what am i missing here?
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evil pixie, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 22:59,
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97 dead in night club fire
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Artamnesia, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 23:29,
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