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( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)

that film was FUCKING weird

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

"Mindfuck" Would've sufficed!
nice.
( Mstandot, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)

greenaway:
pointless bollocks for over an hour, maybe some muff, but it's probably mirren, so don't bother
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)

Ha ha.
and ewwww... Grey spiders legs.
( Collatallie Sisters, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

i've seen her ratty quim so many times now it's not even funny
:(
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)

maybe a divorce is in order?

( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

^this^
and babies on swings weeing everywhere
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

The Mirren ?


Hot when young!
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)

Oh thank shite, its back...
I thought I was going to die of boredom
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)

It's amazing how much work you can get done to be honest
though life seemed rather bleak without the occasional moment to deviate
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

do you have a glass eye with a fish in it?

( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)

THat would be telling.
..tho I do have a third nipple.

(May contain lies in variable quantities.)
( Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)

red-x or just me?
edit : working now but i have no idea what that is... (or 1/2 these entries - stupid tv related crap compo)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)

you're a red-x?
crikey!
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)

only the best there is!
...wait what we talking about again?
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

my black eye is fading

( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)

o0 has it gone all purple?

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)

stuffed pork roll brown
with purplish bits
( mictoboy, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)

dammit now i'm hungry

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)

*gets in your rowboat*
awwww ye-ahhhh
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)

GET OUT OF MY ROWBOAT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1pZEj56vm4 :D
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)

*starts slowly rowing*
mwahahahaha!
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)

*points at waterfall*
it was for your own safety...
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)

*goes over waterfall*
*rowboat drops away*

*starts trying to run in mid air in a comic fashion*

*plummets*
( Count Vanderhoff blah blah etc etc, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)

*films*
...5. profits
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)