I learned this one:
In days of old
when men were bold
and women weren't invented
they bored a hole
in a telegraph pole
and had to be contested.
I did ask my dad why women weren't invented before the telegraph pole. I was a fairly naive 6yo.
(
k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:07,
archived)
might have been I can't quiet remember
why my dad told me when I was 6-7 is now beyond me....
(
k3b/-\b Peace man.,
Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13,
archived)
