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(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)
# sock it to me baby
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)
# are your staff "clean"?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha
In days of old.
When knights were bold.
And condoms weren't invented.
They wrapped their cocks.
Into their socks
And babies were prevented.
:D
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# To the tune of "Jolly Roger" by Adam and the Ants?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# I learned this one:
In days of old
when men were bold
and women weren't invented
they bored a hole
in a telegraph pole
and had to be contested.

I did ask my dad why women weren't invented before the telegraph pole. I was a fairly naive 6yo.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Contented?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)
# might have been I can't quiet remember
why my dad told me when I was 6-7 is now beyond me....
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha, very, very good
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I have plenty of my own thanks
/living with beardedwife blog

Woo, Sirrah!
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)