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( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

sock it to me baby

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

are your staff "clean"?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Hahaha
In days of old.
When knights were bold.
And condoms weren't invented.
They wrapped their cocks.
Into their socks
And babies were prevented.
:D
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

To the tune of "Jolly Roger" by Adam and the Ants?

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

I learned this one:
In days of old
when men were bold
and women weren't invented
they bored a hole
in a telegraph pole
and had to be contested.

I did ask my dad why women weren't invented before the telegraph pole. I was a fairly naive 6yo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

Contented?

( NobbyNobody, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

might have been I can't quiet remember
why my dad told me when I was 6-7 is now beyond me....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahaha, very, very good

( The Great Architect, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

I have plenty of my own thanks
/living with beardedwife blog

Woo, Sirrah!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)