Flippin' 'eck!

It was hard to find a SFW pic of her. Just how much porn did she do?

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( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

hahaha
I love the top quote. Superb.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

Hahahaha, beautiful!
Has anyone seen the newest Bizarre? Sexiest amputee ever. And I'm pretty sure I've met the girl a good few times.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

because stump can also be a verb

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

ha ha ha ha
*gives you a right good stumping*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

...

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

Sexy amputees?
Phwoar. Stumpies are hot.
( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

myspazz but hey.
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=377717663
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

eep
poor lamb
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

Nah, she loves it. She's happier without the leg.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

well then, it's all turned out well
also, if you're going to hide a prosthetic pvc is the material for you!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

where's the missing limb?
it's my age, my eyes aren't what they were
also PHWOAR!
viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=377717663&albumID=341259&imageID=5317503
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

fuck, MAhaaasive earing!
that has also gmtrfh
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

the cover girl?
It's a photoshop job
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

That's funny
there's photos of her with an amputated leg on the inside of it. In hopsital. And then a massive article about it.

Why would they shop it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)

I've only seen the cover which clearly looks shopped

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

I thought that, but I think they may have just tidied up her skin tone and everything.
No, it's real. Otherwise it'd be a pointless article.

Sorry Toast, but I've actually read it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

isn't the point of bizarre?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

Hah, pointless articles? Yeah, pretty much.
It's just nice to have in the bathroom.

Hang on, ciggie time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

empire is the best bathroom reading

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

so she found a surgeon willing to cut off a perfectly healthy leg?
or was there something wrong with it or did she have body dismorphic disorder (or whatever its called) and after a series of extensive psych exams decided it was the best option?

Either way, here she is in motion armani.newsbeet.com/videos/Viktoria+fetish+shoot+for+Bizarre+Magazine+-+amputee+fetish
:)
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

No, she had a problem with it and it had to be amputated.
I forget exactly what now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

it's bloomin hard to tell at times in that video
except the bits where she hasn't got her leg on of course :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

She's only 21, bless her niblets.
Started doing TG at a young age.

Just like someone else..... :D

I love all her black and white wear, love a good Sandworm Stripe, me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

TG?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

Torture Garden.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

oic
*dons spikes and gets on knees

I wanna go to that one time, just to have a look around. Me and the missus will have to find suitable atire.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

I see sand worm attacts are up 3% this year

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

don't worry, talented as the toast is, he's clearly not an expert when it cvomes to spotting other peoples shopped work... b3ta.com/board/8423117
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

er, sorry, what's your point there?
his picture was shopped. Granted it wasn't one of the dozen or so other peoples pictures of Conrad Veidt, but it was shopped none the less.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

the point? i'm clearly a cunt.
no, seriously, in that thread you just came off as a bit of a cock. i'm sure i'm utterly wrong, maybe it's a bit of jealousy mixed with my childhood insecurities.
or maybe i'm just a cunt.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

come on fellows
let's no bicker!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

well it's gonna have the standard vogue airbrush job innit

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

quite possibly the cause of my assumption
its a terible job though that doesn't match the rest of her
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

yeah
they can be a bit heavy handed, but i guess that's the fetish style
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

With the actual leg?
Or with a stump?
( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

is bizzare still going?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

Yup, I buy it for the bathroom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

i still find it hard to buy
looks like awful awful porn to normals
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

Happily and disgustingly so.
:-D
( Spider Riviera Crankenstein: The beast is unleashed!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

What'll happen if
I call that number?
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

I was thinking that
I just made mine up, apart from Max Mosley, it is actually the FIA number.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

Give it a ring and find out

( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:58, archived)

she was a pornstar?
i always assumed she was a model or something...


/doesn't read the daily mail.
( Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)

That's the same mistake that paul made
She was a model, a porn actress and a hooker.
( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

amputee porn FTW!

( Mr. Johnson, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)

very elegantly put
=)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)