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From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)
# woo
I'm bored any ideas?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# wank on a pigeon

(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# no pigeons here
:(
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# co-workers then?
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Im at home with my parents
fellow honours students are all male, so im not interested. None of the females that I know will let me.

It's looking pretty sparse.

(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# pick an animal and a job at random and draw something based on the two
post the resultant freakish amalgamation on b3ta so we can all see it
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)
# any other avians?
there's nothing likewanking on a swan, but it's dangerous
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# like jizz off a swan's back
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Yuh-huh
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# An emu would be funny
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# do you not have planty of crocks and things?
try and up your game a little... get some friends together and play soggy crock tongue, that's how they're going to decide the winner of The Apprentice this year.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)
# see in you can
down a beer then spunk on the ceiling
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)
# downing a beer is no problem
cumming on the ceiling means I will have to go without a wank for a couple of days.

I've also tried to avoid it going everywhere, ever since I got spunk in my eye...
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)