Nuff said


From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 313 entries (closed)

(strontium190, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

No phone number
:(
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

I believe male members aren't renowned for their use of telephony.

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

Members of Parliament
ohoho :)
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

Bit like the bash image I made then:P

( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

Did you actually want to call him?
He may be well hung but the face woman. THE FACE!!
(strontium190, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Well he's not going to get much business without a number
That's all :)
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

Actually I do know his number.
I get request misdials for him as his number is one different from mine.
A couple of people have asked if the number they dialed was correct so as a result I know what it is:P
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

is that his home number? or work number? :p
you'll say you know where he lives next
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

hahaha
Yes. Yes I do.
( riverghost of Christmas Past bah humbug!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

his number should be publicised muchly
let him receive auto spam calls when trying to sleep/fwap. he can lead from the front!
( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

you have a hotline to the pm?
why did you not tell me last week?
nuclear war could have been mine
*evil grin*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

you want mine?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

Truuuuuth
Woo!



(has anyone seen him on the news recently? When the fuck did he turn English?)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

He has to pretend to be English
to play down the accusations of Scottish tyranny and the West Lothian question. And stuff.

Has he started with the Tony Blairesque fake glottal stops yet?
( the holly and the ivv, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Nope, not as far as I could hear this morning.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

WIN!
*enclickens*
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

opportunities for pleasuring with his lazy jaw

( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

From what I understand in the news
There is no need for a number on the card as he will likely call you instead.
(Leonard Hatred still using RS232 cables on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

hahaha!
PS: saw these in an Eastbourne phone box a few years back...


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

HAT ACTION!!!

( doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

Wa*king **ick is pure genius
This wins!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)