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[challenge entry] Nuff said

From the Famous Tart Cards challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(strontium190, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# No phone number
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I believe male members aren't renowned for their use of telephony.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Members of Parliament
ohoho :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Bit like the bash image I made then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Did you actually want to call him?
He may be well hung but the face woman. THE FACE!!
(strontium190, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Well he's not going to get much business without a number
That's all :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Actually I do know his number.
I get request misdials for him as his number is one different from mine.
A couple of people have asked if the number they dialed was correct so as a result I know what it is:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)
# is that his home number? or work number? :p
you'll say you know where he lives next
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha
Yes. Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# his number should be publicised muchly
let him receive auto spam calls when trying to sleep/fwap. he can lead from the front!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)
# you have a hotline to the pm?
why did you not tell me last week?
nuclear war could have been mine
*evil grin*

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# you want mine?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Truuuuuth
Woo!



(has anyone seen him on the news recently? When the fuck did he turn English?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# He has to pretend to be English
to play down the accusations of Scottish tyranny and the West Lothian question. And stuff.

Has he started with the Tony Blairesque fake glottal stops yet?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Nope, not as far as I could hear this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# WIN!
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# opportunities for pleasuring with his lazy jaw
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)
# From what I understand in the news
There is no need for a number on the card as he will likely call you instead.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
PS: saw these in an Eastbourne phone box a few years back...

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# HAT ACTION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Wa*king **ick is pure genius
This wins!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)