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( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)

mindbleach please!!!

( Mstandot, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)

same here too....
although eyeball-scouringpads might be useful too
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)

I'm pretty sure that if you send her all the pictures you've done of her,
she'll let you do her next portrait.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)

Aaaargh!
Did you oldify her arm?
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:31, archived)

no it's a genuine photo
i spent too long looking at rather aged ladies in various states of undress i couldn't think of any witty services for the princess to offer, or more to the point her staff to offer.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ah the wonders of corsetry
Take it off and they're knee-hangers
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

the placement of 'genuine photo'
is the saving grace

9002!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:32, archived)

it looked a bit messy in that area so i thought i'd best make it safe

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)

Pollyfilla would have done
but I do like your solution
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)

...and the most worrying, also
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

This image will haunt my dreams forever.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)

"good with sceptre and orbs"
Something about her jewel-encrusted "crown"
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)

hahahaha! you'll never get that Knighthood now

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)

i dare you to phone the number.

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)

too many digits
it appears to be in both central and outer London at the same time!
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)

well spotted
i've been sold a pup.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

someone once sent me a text message saying that he was stranded in london
and had had his wallet stolen. He was at some girl's flat, I had to phone the number provided and ask for Liz.....
I phoned it , it was the number for buckingham palace
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

i thought that one was too
i should have checked.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)

egad!
one from Snowdon's 'private collection', eh?
( enceladus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)

thanks for noticing
how are you old chap, good day at school?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)

it's all in the detail...
not bad thanks - didn't strangle any of the little sods which is always a bonus!
( enceladus, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)