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(GoldenFanjita, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)

hahaha

(boris the spider, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)

I had a conversation with a neurotic Jewish girl from New York
(yeah, I know, stereotype overload) and she had never seen an uncircumcised penis. There was a Dutch girl there as well who had never seen a circumcised penis, and she'd seen a lot of penises in her 36 years.

I thought about offering to show them mine, but I just went off and had a wank instead.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)

girls i know in america are the same
none of them jewish
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)

Wish I was Jewish.
:(
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
Dekionplexis
Wants to be Jewish
( Mushroom, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)

There was a young man from Ludlow.
He collected shadows.
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:04, archived)

There once was a man named Enis.
He was taunted and alienated from society.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)

There was a young shadow from Ludlow.
Someone wrote a poem about his mate.
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)

My penis has a hole in it.
I hope it isn't broken.
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)

It has a hole in it
so that your boyfriend can put his penis in it
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)