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# I think I went a bit 'overboard' with this one, if you catch my 'drift'.

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Still, I think it came out pretty 'ship shape'.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:23, archived)
# you mast stop with these or i'll deck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'll sea to it that I don't continue :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:26, archived)
# if you could see me now i'd be giving you a stern look.
take a bow :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Will these puns
affect our friendship?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Keep this up and I'll sea to it
that you will knot wake up in the morning.

(3 for one!)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I'll stop schooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# U-boater
(You'd better)
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# What will you do if I don't?
I might, oar I might not.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That one doesn't really work.
EPIC SAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# IT DOES WORK.
"I might, oar might not" stop them.

Judging by everyone's reactions, I feel like I'm about to be tide up and thrown into the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:40, archived)
# with that you've hit the moral low of boat puns.
it's awefully dinghy in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I'm shore there are worse ones.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# punder the sea!
These are deviating from ships now, to watery ones.

I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beach Oar Ass
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hahah, ferry good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ta,
I had my kayak and ate it too
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Ark at you, still going strong!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Floating along quite nicely, ta
And I'll keep going until well rafter you've gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You can just barge through stealing all the jokes, though.
That's my job :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Scrolling all the way down here is boring me now.
I say we leave the winner pundecided and have another match later on.

Otherwise we'd do ourselves an engine-stice. That's a bit of a stretch, I have to say. I should get captain the ass for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Count how many you have, and whoever had the most wins
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:17, archived)
#
i'm off now, to watch mastoarmind.






i'm not really, i just needed an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That was oarful.
Assuming we're reusing "oar" puns, you're just repeating me now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# oar we're not
i soar all the other oar post's,
they were just oarful, we should stop now,
they're starting to boar me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# they're isn't
I'LL KEEL YOU.

i'm running out now
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I already said that.
Here.
Most of these have gondola winner now - me!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ach, ya bastard. I had a fucking great oar pun ready and you've spoiled it
I didn't really
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I mast'a read your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Aaaiiieeee!
assasinates!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I'm cruising through this thread rather well :D
That's my 24th pun :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Too many thread offshoots
You must be running out of steam 'boat now.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Water you know, I'm out of ideas :[
25.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# to your sig i reply
"if you're able
do come out to play la la"

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Hahah
see here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *hilarious ship pun here*
I *sink* you are a silly mutton face *ship*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I'm sorry, boat I can't stop making these awful jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:33, archived)
# You could stop looking so
prowd of yourself, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Oh keel over and die!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# You've burnt bridges now.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Does that make any friendliness between us a rudder waste of time?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Yacht to be ashamed of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I think I'm going to hull :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Not so brig now, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm going to splice your mainbrace
UP THE ARSE!


That doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Did I win yet?
And no, I haven't been rigging this!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I water stop soon,
I'll drain the jokes dry!

Aha! I got two in there!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
something about Seabiscuit
Salty Seamen! Ahahahahahaha! I win!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Canoe think of many more?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Roe, roe, roe your boat?!?
Hmm. Not really a boat pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
I see no ships /Nelson
Ha ha /Nelson
Winnie, stop putting those burning tyres round those people's heads /Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# are thems models?
if so,they are very good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's a photograph I made look model-y
Nice to know the effect worked :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:27, archived)
# This is Oarfull!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Nobody used bow. hahah
hahah. I bow to your submissions.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)