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[challenge entry] Kneel biatch!

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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)
# arf.
and indeed, lozzle.
(StreetSpirit, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I did lol and click I did
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)
# thx but...
i spelt receive wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# changed
ah much better. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# its ok, we all make mistaiks
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:42, archived)
# U SPELD MISTAIKS
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# It's ok.
Take comfort in the hordogmatriwheeledpramgunwindowstoat. he still loves you.
(StreetSpirit, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Bill Bailey?
is that you?
(StreetSpirit, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 2:50, archived)
# fear the power of noel edmunds!

also, I have a sudden craving for a nice beef curry

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)
# TJ: How fucking stupid can you be?
If you're a schoolteacher and you want to be a perv, don't use a fucking videocam in a bag! Do that camera-in-the-sneaker thing they did in CSI! And stick some tape over the recording light!

www.smh.com.au/news/national/teacher--faces-upskirting-charges/2008/06/10/1212863596509.html

This message brought to you by the Pappa Ratzi school of sexual deviance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# what a poohead
also the chickens have started squeaking outside

almost time to get up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# GOOD MORNAN, DISOCMETAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)
# GOOT MORAN TTSSATTRS!
I hear less chicken squeaking now, it means many chickens are now commuting to their vital job in the city
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I BELIEVE IN THEIR JOBS.
ALSO: EVIL OVERLORD, JOHN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE IT WILL BE SUNNY
I WANT TO GO BEACH AND EAT AN ICE CREAM AND SIT ON THE SAND, WITH BOTTLE OF WINE, ABUSING PASSERS BY WHILE DRUNKEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)
# YOU WILL GO IN YOUR RED CAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:21, archived)
# BUT I IS HAVE NO RED CAR PLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:21, archived)
# ALSO YOU HAVE NO MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:24, archived)
# LOLS! SO I IS STICK AT HOMES - HERE IS FILM VERSION OF EVENT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I AM SOBBING. SOBBING ALL OVER. ALL AROUND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)
# NO PLEASE DON'T DROWN IN OWN FLUID - BEACH IS PLACE OF DAGNER


SECRET MANS WAIT AT BEATS AND IS KILLIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:28, archived)
# BERAWE. BEHWOR. EBWARH. BEHERAW.
THESE ARE ALL WORDS THAT I CANNOT SEE IN THIS PICTURE. I LIKE YOUR PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:30, archived)
# reward yourself with
extreme french music
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Ololols. d:D
I am FULL OF BEANS having JUST WOKEN UP :D

How are you?

Ttssattsr - MSN.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:30, archived)
# I am feeling a bit sleepy
I might sleep

I might not, most likely I will go to the kitchen where the cat will go "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERERERERERERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (yes, literally)

and be demanding some food

then after I have fed cat I may make an egg sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Ttssattsr = MSN =/= words > bad stuff + really bad stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:35, archived)
# dagner is dedly.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)
# it result in medical teatment or burial
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 7:29, archived)
# i want to titfuck sonic.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# pictures of sonic being titfucked only plz.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I have a sprite sheet...
...was looking at it, no joy.
Just sec, I'll do so again BRBLOLETC

edit: Close as you'll get for now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# oh yes. i have now came.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:47, archived)
# NSFW crowd will squawk.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I think
the not safe for anything crowd will squawk
(MrPlankton, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)
# I'd call if there were a number!
I'D CALL!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 3:47, archived)
# SEX DWARF.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 4:34, archived)