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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Not Thomas Hardy then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Man, if I could call the past
The first ever phone call would be me calling Graham Bell, pretending to be a police officer.

"I'm sorry sir but your family just died in a horse related accident."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Nah,
tell him your name is Steve in a strong indian accent and try and ask him about his mobile...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# and then ignore anything he says which doesn't fit with your script
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just watched the south park where Cartman has the phone that can talk to the past...

Also - b3ta.com/links/New_Eden_teaser_trailer
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Hahaha! I want a Time Phone! :D
A pearoast from late last night:
for them that have lives and had left to pursue them! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Silly monkey!
Dead kitty is not balloon!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# That's rather special.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# :D
Inchwooooorm....inchwoooooorm.... never was there such a lonely inchwooooorm

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# wadya call me???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# YOU'VE obviously not seen the wonderous movie
called Hans Christian Andersen starring Danny Kaye.

It's one of my very favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)