Give him a couple of drips of brake fluid
that always cheers him up
( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

are you kidding? it makes him go mental when you give him that!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)