RATMAN


Fighting crime and cheese.

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:34, archived)

thats really rather
woo
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:35, archived)

that looks like mark lamarr....




sorry
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)

i'm going home.
no, i really am. bye everybody.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)

ive got a friend that looks like a rat
we all call him roland. I should mail that to him really. except he doesnt have a computer because hes POOR. (and probably a communist)
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)

he looks
really shocked.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)

I'd look shocked
if I looked like that!
( Tron, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 21:51, archived)

stunning.
Now, I must go to Leamington Spa. Take care all.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:36, archived)

You can run diesel cars on stilton, you know.
FACT*

*lie
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:37, archived)

shut the fuck up Ian.

( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)

you stupid bathroom.
in fact, not only are you a stupid bathroom, you are a total and utter nad spatula!
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)

Your brother's Jesus.
the guys in my house really use this one as well, i started it with a drunken coment and it stuck.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)

my brother's jesus what?

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:40, archived)

just
"Your brother's Jesus"
short for
"Your brother is Jesus".
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)

i know
but its a weak insult because it has such an obvious comeback :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:42, archived)

i have to say
nobody has ever responded in that way, it's ususally "shut the fuck up", "you dickhead", "shut the fuck up you dickhead" or loud vomiting.

edit - it is very much the weaker but i still like it.
( mike - kicking arse since 1983, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:45, archived)

you below average IQ room for the immersion of your body in water

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:47, archived)

Nad Spatula
- Freedom Fighter of the future.
( Darryn.R www.themoononline.com, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)

wasnt he on my
train this morning?
( Alfie, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)

Isn't that...
...the bloke off the Hula Hoops adverts?
( Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 18:02, archived)

haha
you know, i've had enough run-ins with rats whilst living in the city, that i would probably take my aggression out on this guy gladly upon meeting him... with a baseball bat. eat my food and shit everywhere, will ya?
*thwack!*
(que, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 20:15, archived)

Hey
I resemble that picture !
( ratman, Tue 25 Feb 2003, 22:11, archived)