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From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

( Conman the Barbarian Have you ever felt such a wind?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)

hopefully it can win at least this

(i didn't make this. just a 'nabbed off the internet' from years ago)
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)

Compo it!

( Letum Spack Monkey, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)

If they don't...
...they can always buy the t-shirt:
www.cafepress.com/lardstore
( Conman the Barbarian Have you ever felt such a wind?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)

i already own
this finest ever pamphlet. from the lard information bureau

(tagline says 'make it best with pure american lard')
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)

It's 2.30 am....
...I've just got in from work (god awful shift, in case you're interested) and this image has made me desire both a take-away and beer

Conswello, you're a bad person...
(mellotron never could get the hang of Thursdays, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)

Of (main) Course!
I really fancied fish and chips in the pub for lunch at work today. I can only blame my own brainwashing.

The chicken and sweetcorn sub that I did have at my desk was a pathetic alternative.
( Conman the Barbarian Have you ever felt such a wind?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)