Bindun?


From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

(deathsquirrel is going to forcibly reverse your gender on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:43, archived)

look at those bollocks

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)

i'd rather not

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)

you lie
you already did.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)

I did, but I rather I didn't

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)

Why not?
He's a perfectly viable partner, is Wogan. Package, dulcet tones, nice array of corduroy jackets....


Ning all. This season I are be mostly being extremely tired but happy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

and probably has the original acetates of 'The Floral Dance'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

Who could ask for more?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

He'd be more of a trophy partner
I'd imagine.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

I think you could get a lot of admiration from other females
if you had the Wogmeister (hmm, that doesn't sound quite as good as I'd planned) on your arm.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

hahaha Wogmeister
Woganator?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

OOOOH
That's suitably awesome, yes. Have a bonus point for saving me from racialslurville.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

Heheh
I'm sure I've seen a black Terry Wogan picture on these here boards.
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

He's black on the inside.
Fresh Prince of Kildare.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

In West Kildare I was born and raised
in the hayfields is where I spent most of my days...
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

That's the spirit!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

I have a package, a sexy accent and a bad dress sense
Why the fuck isn't someone on my nob when I want it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

You're not doing it right.
Have you tried waving a tenner and grinning insanely?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

most of the women around here would smack me for either:
a) trying to pay for it
b) not offering enough

And yes, I grin insanely enough to frighten old ladies, small children and sometimes worry my friends.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

Hmm. I was always told (and I'm honestly not being AntiAustralia here)
that Aussie girls were easy to bed. Very easy.

Move over here, the women are better, there's not so many Things Put On This Earth To Kill You, and we've got nectar points.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

I've been considering it for ages.
I've got a British background, but because my parents never married I'm fucked for easy citizenship/local student scholarships etc...

And yeah they are easy to bed, other people do it all the time, just not for me. Do you think I should try talking to people?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

So you're nominating Sock then?

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)

>.<
poor sock
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)

apologies to all concerned

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)

nooooooooo! soooooooock!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)

*Unexpected Sock!
Woo
( Wobbly Bloke is Fwapping over your sister on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)

*shudders*
just to further my new hobby as a board nazi, "can you have a little look at trying to optimise a bit pleeeasee"
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)

Oh jaysis
I didn't even see that! Man the V2s!
(himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

:)

( Collatallie Sisters, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

hahahah! that expression is perfect!
:D
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)