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From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 216 entries (closed)

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

BRING LAURIE BACK TO BRITISH SHORES
BACK THE BID
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

but he doesn't want to
he gets far more cash for doing tv and films over there. People offer and he turns it down.
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

you mean he's turned hollywood?
oh dear :(

i showed an american friend who's a big house fan a clip of him in blackadder and she wouldn't believe they were the same person
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

and Atkinson said no to the new Blackadder that was aiming for a 2010 release

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:18, archived)

but he's happy doing Mr Bean movies?
FFS... It's just not fair...
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

i was working at the cinema then and had to sit in and watch because some chavs were pissing about
all that kept running through my head was "how far you have fallen"
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

i hope the irony of that didn't escape you
*runs*

;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

well thats fair enough.
black adder should be let lie now. the 2000 one was funny but lets leave it there. i'd quite like a spaced special to finish it off though
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)

and then he moans that we've forgotten him...

( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

only if he leaves that silly american accent behind

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Forgot to say:
www.the-beadshop.co.uk/productlist/609/Cufflinks
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

lets move back up here shall we?
thats perfect thanks. my dad's mate is a watchmaker who's digging me out some gubbinz for them. how terribly cool
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

RIGHT then.
That's brill. You lucky dog!

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=12681926

:-( I don't earn enough.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

i don't earn :(
though a classy restaurant have just given me an interview at 6 tonight :)

etsy is dangerous at the moment. i keep twitching and coveting. and i need those atomefabrik goggles :(
www.atomefabrik.com/pages_goggles/steampunk.htm
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

They are lovely, I do agree.
Etsy's always dangerous. NOT ONLY am I buying that corset on payday, I'm getting this as well:
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7885346
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

oh dear, i just was about to say "hey, how mad is that they've got the same name as you
wait... wait... i see"

christ thats bright. first paycheck thats coming in i'm going hunting for some nice slimline trousers. i want seams you can shave with
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

It is bright, it's for my summer dresses.
Plus I collect Virgin of Guadalupe stuff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

do moths fly into you sometimes?
i'm very definatly monochrome. bright colours make me look so very wan
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)

Today I am monochromatic
I do love my white and black, but sometimes I like a splash of colour in there. That belt is specifically to go over a vintage inspired black tea dress.

I tend to dress in 'moods' whether it be a steampunk day or a gothy day or a bright-as-fuck-happy day.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)

ooo that would look dead nice ashally.
not as i was imagining it, with a great big red tent of a dress.

just popping down the dump quickly.
in a bit
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:54, archived)