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# Will you read us a bedtime story?
Ideally not from the Sick Joke Book.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Once upon a time there was a b3tard,
he drew CDC and animated cows. Once he was nawty stepped. THE MORRAL OF THE SOTRY IS ALWAY USE THE GEL.


THE END
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)
# remember when there was that guy who did nothing but CDCs
some say he ascended to become a higher being. turned all magenta, like. once every decade there's a magenta sunrise - his giant face fills the sky and barfs spunking cocks upon the world.

the legend of b3rnard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# who was that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I dont know.
Probably the Magic Donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# the magic donkey was nawty stepped?
*gasp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)