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( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)

I dont understand.
Perhaps this is cue to go to bed. Whos with me?
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)

oeeerr
buy me a drink first
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:02, archived)

Will you read us a bedtime story?
Ideally not from the Sick Joke Book.
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)

Once upon a time there was a b3tard,
he drew CDC and animated cows. Once he was nawty stepped. THE MORRAL OF THE SOTRY IS ALWAY USE THE GEL.


THE END
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

remember when there was that guy who did nothing but CDCs
some say he ascended to become a higher being. turned all magenta, like. once every decade there's a magenta sunrise - his giant face fills the sky and barfs spunking cocks upon the world.

the legend of b3rnard.
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)

who was that?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)

I dont know.
Probably the Magic Donkey.
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

the magic donkey was nawty stepped?
*gasp*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)

is there room?

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)

Always.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)

good
*lubes*
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

WHY IS HIS FACE SO INCORRECT

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)

Massive alcohol.
You were saying about a drink....?
( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)

LET'S GET DURNK AND SEX

( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

INTERNET WIN.

( We are the lemon How have I not discovered Dr. Horrible before now?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

Because I'm the world's leading Photoshop authority.
Don't you recognise Michelle Obama when you see him?
( Sea Tramp , the self-appointed WTF-finder General, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

HIS face?
I think I just made a mistake.
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Sun 22 Jun 2008, 7:52, archived)

Translation: The buttprostitute made him pay double again.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)

fucking leeches...
they draw you in with a half price deal then bleed you dry...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)

***BREAKING NEWS***
I have found a pack of Scampi Fries and KitKat Senses

I AM SAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)

AND ROOT BEER AS WELL!?
CAREFUL YOU DON'T EXPLODE WITH GLEE
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)

don't worry
I have vodka to calm me down
( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)

mix up all this stuff you're foragin' here
i reckon it'd make a mighty fine pile o' mess right there.
( Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)

fuck it


Here's your mascot!

EDIT: sorry bout this your pictures very nice...I think...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)

I like this

( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)

i like your sig
you fight like a cow!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:23, archived)

Oh Yeah!
I think your little bloke would work even better with colour
( epiphany ooooo eeeee what up with that? What up with that?, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)

heres one

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)

Arf!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)

eh?
mordor?
(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 3:59, archived)