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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Printers with tits
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# tits with tits



....mmmmm fractal tit recurrence
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# z1=z^2 + tits
z2=z1^2 + tits
z3=z2^2 + tits
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# YES PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# umm is that the julia set?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# MANDELBROT!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# mandelbreasts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# mmm... julia....
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Julia Dixon-Smith Pending?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Sawalha?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i used to go out with a girl called Julia
she had fantastic breasts. unfortunately she decided she didn't like me.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Spike's ex lover from Cowboy Bebop?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha, you win geek points.
*plays noir trombone*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Or alternatively Mandelbrot is a sandwich made from Peter Mandelson.
Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEw8xpb1aRA
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# how do you know tits is bounded
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# bound tits?
are you some sort of pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *rants* it's the whole definition of the Mandelbrot set!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what do they teach the kids in school these days?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)
# they're not bounded, they are bra-cketed. haw haw.
edit: that doesn't really work as a pun, so:

[tits]
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# groan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Prits?
Pritt stick tits?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# long, sticky, twistable
*faints
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# :D
It's true!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)
# that is what you get for using a microsoft operating system.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)
# True computing misery...
...was always trying to get scanners to work with Windows 95! :((((((
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# exactly
*linux halo*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Ooh no...
...don't go there, have had several days of tech misery trying to get Linux to work on my PS3. You'd think a fixed hardware platform would be safe, but nooooo *cries*
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)
# try harder :P
dunno anything about ps3's...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# The Yellow Dog one?
That should be the easiest thing in the world, seeing that it's made for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# JACKS BACK!!
as the printer...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)
# for the love of god, BRING BACK JACK
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Can't.
He's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# then I for one can't wait for the continuing story of printer boy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Bring back Zombie David Niven instead.
To fight crime or something....whilst drinking tea.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It's his soul in the printer, right?
Yeah man.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# mind wee?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I don't see anyone saying bring back jack, so I'd say no
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)
# fair dos.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# This is the same kinda stuff...
Happens almost daily in my office. The IT guys always act so clueless then it ends up printing out in a couple mintues =\
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Haha!
And what's the deal with airline food?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Did the ghost story just peter out..?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Wasn't really a story.
More of an extended character introduction.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Oh. OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Why? Were you getting into it?
Vanity will return, BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# disguised as a printer
with tits.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)
# ?

* What is she going to do now that you have introduced her?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# She's going in to the big brother house
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)
# She's now a side-character.
Used for girly conversations with Kat and to detail a bit of Vance's background.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I hate printers!
I booted mine last night!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I Love Horses
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i stabbed mine once
but then it was a dot matrix and deserved it
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I use the interwebs for all my driver needs
but only cos I've got stacks of disks and I cant be arsed to organise them
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahah :D
According to some people last night, we should do a collaboration.

Up for that?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# some people
meaning you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)
# notice the lack of any response? :D
bbrrrr it just got chilly in here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I know, right.
Words cannot describe how much I am crying right now.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)
# there there

I know..he's a bad man
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Do one of your pictures
so we can all experience the same ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)
# He said crying.
Not vomitting with a mixture of apathy and rage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Why are people hating me all of a sudden?
I've been nothing but nice to you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)
# this is too true
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)
# + good to be
+ *ORGASMS*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hewlett Packard...
It must be an HP printer...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)
# HP are ok.....if you don't mind waiting for ten days for the drivers to instal

and the fuckload of crapware it instals
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# could he not have simply downloaded drivers from the printer manufacturers web site?
????
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)
# YES. YEEES!
M.Bison running down a corridor with the remaining driver disks, saying "This is delicious" while JJ plays unfitting music.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)
# utterly scintillating as per.
can he plug in a new mouse in the next installment please?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)