One of my first ever B3ta images. Two years ago. How times have changed


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(strontium190, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)

How the fuck are they supposed to see that sign?
THEY WERE IN THE PLANES!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)

Your Strontium isotope has around 100 too many neutrons.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)

you seem intelligent...
Who, after seeing heaven, was forced to live for years and years?

google is not being helpful...
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)

Enoch. Why?
edit: has mentioning the name of enoch caused m3 to fit?


or it could be the wandering jew maybe
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

According to Wiki
he bcame the angel known as "Metatron".

Now that is a damn cool name...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

Even cooler when played by Alan Rickman

( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

and was eventually played by alan rickman in dogma
Elijah was the coolest prophet, he once beat the angel of death in a fist fight
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

did he fuck
i was drugged.. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

haha :)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

Ah, I've never seen Dogma...
It's one of those films I've been meaning to watch.
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

powell?

(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:59, archived)

"Go on, do a jig you dead racist."

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

no, I had to toilet visit, thanks for the lead, I sha;; pursue

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

no worries
why do you need to know?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)

talking to a christian about death
I recalled from my youth the biblical story and was trying to recall the name.

took an interesting sidestreet;

...Interestingly I came across a scripture discussion that ‘Of all who have lived in the flesh, Christ "only hath immortality" ( I Timothy 6:16). This translates that both Enoch and Elijah are like all other men. Both are dead and awaiting the resurrection at the second advent of Christ.

So to teach that when we die we go to heaven is not factually correct according to the scriptures, but rather It is the simplest thing in the world to show where the dead are at the present (both the righteous dead and the unrighteous dead) if one wants to rely solely on the teachings of the Holy Scriptures. They are presently in their graves (thoroughly unconscious in every way) and they are awaiting the resurrection from the dead (see Ecclesiastes 9:5; Psalm 6:5; 146:4; John 3:13). The inspired revelation as to the state of the dead shows that they "sleep in the dust of the earth" (Daniel 12:2) and that none of them will "awake" from his or her death state until after the great tribulation at the end of the age (Daniel 12:1,2). For those who are "in Christ," they will be resurrected back to life when Christ Jesus returns with his saints (the angels) at his second advent (I Corinthians 15:50-55; I Thessalonians 4:15-16). This is called "the first resurrection" (Revelation 20:5), and it is the plain teaching of Scripture. It solves so many problems to understand it.

If you would like to share this with you bible study group and/or pastor I would be very interested in hearing their view on the subject.


I'm just rattling her cage, but am interested.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

saint peter?
ii know god appeared and blinded him with christian splendour on the road to demascus.. depends on how cryptic the clue is trying to be..
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

that's paul!
fool! :p
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

<mope>
/mope
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)

Keyword: Seem.
*noms on some Caesium-137*
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)

blimey this place is geeky tonight
but on a separate note: yeah, time for some beta decay i think hahahaha
( charlie? is young and bored of being young and bored, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

OOF!
That was terrible. Really.
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:57, archived)

that would be strontium 90
and that stuff is nasty, dude - high energy beta emitter, gets everywhere, and if you think you've decontaminated there's probs been a little bit of yttrium 90 grown in after a few days :o(
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

oof!
I'll plonk this one here as it's crap.

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)

The board's charging along
So don't worry if nobody replies, it's not a negative reaction...
( Rudolph the Red-Nosed Tribble Happy Saturnalia!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

ha!
Are you positive?
If they did reply it would be a bonding experience.
( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

hahaha

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

Plonk's theory . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

Planck's constant! That brings back the old days of Physics.
6.62 x 10^-34
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

I'll repost this here then

( Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

how dare you say this^ is crap?
definate clickage from me
( doph no time like the precedent, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:00, archived)

Well thanks thar!

( Fishcat www.crabhat.net, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

If I could come up with a witty reply that involved spin
I would have by now. Fantastic!
(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)

hahahaa

( owensanity, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)