Captain America...
Whenever peace rears it's ugly head...

he is sooooo crap...

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(Divvy, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)

I wonder what Captain Britain would look like?
hmm
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)

bowler hat
umbrella, cup of tea no doubt.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)

there was a Captain Britain character, oh yes
had a pole thingy.

www.vitrex.net/~psy35/pics/captain.jpg

see?
( isthisyou?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

wow
he's robust. bit small in the hampton region, but robust.
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

when he becomes erect
his chest deflates
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

that is wrong, so wrong, but i tried to picture that!
funny!
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

we all do
It's the english way. wot.
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

I think there is
or was a Captain Britain, if childhood memory serves me correctly....
( The Celtic Dragon Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

mind
thingy
( isthisyou?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

there
already is one actually


His super power is to become really embarrassed and repressed faster than a speeding bullet. He also has the amazing ability of avoiding eye contact with everyone else in the room... um..faster than a.. um.. well you get the idea...
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

well,
he lasted through time didn't he.

probably sold all his superpowers to the original countries to help fund his own wages.
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)

he's a bit
gay really, isn't he - what with the knee high boots and up-turned cuff gloves
( mullet dwarf slayer, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

God you say? Heresy!
Kill heeeeeeeem!
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)

oh no!
I've started a fatwa!
I thought Noel, Myleen etc split up?
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)

yes. I split them up
with my immense sword. It pleased me immeasurably.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:03, archived)

he did used to exist
I think he looked very similar to Captain America, just his outfit wasn't as good, due to the rationing
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)

he has an ugly head

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)

subtle
yet good. A woo and a yay to you
( poshpaws, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)