more of an improving the accuracy of road signs


From the Literal Road Signs challenge. See all 678 entries (closed)

(cheesehugger, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

As a motorcyclist and cyclist, I make a point of saying
"funny lookin' bike" to the various van drivers, idiots and women who like to drive right up to and often past the lights.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

i bet that gets everyone else inside your crash helmet ROLFing
;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:52, archived)

Yes. Yes it does.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

haha I make a point of wheeling my bike in front of them.
Then being somewhat slow to pull away when the lights change.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

As an Audi driver...
...I find that very offensive. [fakes look of being offended]

Actually it's normally Vectra Man or Mondeo Man who drives across the line whilst waiting for the lights to change. I normally just go flying through with a shout of "that was amber!" - a former girlfriend once told me that she'd name our first kid Amber.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about!, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)