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( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

I GET IT :3

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

I was lying, I wanted to be popular.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

Me too.
Damn, this is awkward.
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

Not as awkward as it could be.
If you like, I could rub myself
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

It's ok.
This is pretty much all the awkward I need right now.
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

Okay, I'll stop doing it then.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

That makes me feel awkward
just reading that.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

I could upload a picture too if you like.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

Oh, no. No, no, n-
nuh-n-o thank you.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

You've got a bit of a s.. st... stut... st-t-t..
Shitty voice.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)

Shut up.
I am awkward, with the stutter and the awkward feet. NO SHITTY VOICE.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

Hahahahaha you're a shit human

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

That's just mean.
:[
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

:3 I know

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

Haha
she fucking rocks, you dork.
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

Yes.
Yes I rock. \m/0.o\m/
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

MOOM

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

RARG!

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

winRARg

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Well, I am a dork, I'll give you that much.
BUT I DOUBT VERY MUCH THAT SHE IS A ROCK.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

you're not even a human you're a frigging pineapple

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

And she is a murdering cat, and you are a kebab. I see how this game works.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

damn straight kebabs own pineapples anyday

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

Oh you fucking wish, darlin'

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

I can dance all day and you still couldn't hit me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE
AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

SAFETY DANCE!!!!
I had to perform to that in Science class. ;/
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

Had to?!
Fucking hell, I'm going to have sex with your teacher.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

Where the hell does this leave me?

( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

You are a bunny with no mouth.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

MOOF!
:D
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

Yay!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)

Awwwwwww

( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 4:00, archived)

*strikethrough gag*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

...
Hello.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

gday
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

Comment allez-vous cette soirée?
:]
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

je ne pas parle pas Francais

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

Oh, desole.
How are you tonight?
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

It's the middle of the day :S
I'm alright...you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

OH SHIT
also, I've moved desks and now I'm on display to everyone.

I might not be able to b3ta for a week or two
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)

If only it happened when SPN lost it.
You would have been popular then.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

What happened?

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)

Pooporn

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

oh right
I thought something new had come up.
( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

spn has been pretty quite on /board lately

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Post him some anthrax, that will perk him up

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

well it also included mongy didn't it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

Apparently, I don't really care. It was both disgusting and hilarious at the same time

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

I spent ages looking at one of them to see if there was a joke shopped into it
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

HAHAHAHA

( gronkpan 2 Legit 2 Twit, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Haha
*secret quo*
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

what the scat thing?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:35, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JUST TELL THEM NO B3TA NO WORKA
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

YOUR FUCKED.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

OH NO, HIS FUCKED

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

shiiiiiit.

(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

sounds like a good time to go on vacation.

( Shiksa, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

also
bindun
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

OH FUCK NO YOU'RE KIDDING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

Can't believe I just looked thru 30-odd pages of dross to find it,
but yeah keeplefthahaha
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
oooooooo
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 4:27, archived)

Sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/8501334
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:49, archived)

NOoooooooo
but yeah ashally I'm not at all surprised. Checking back for 10s of pages is brutal, I've given up even trying.
( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 4:31, archived)

Well
I reject the concept of chronological order and, thus, am clicking.

*click*
( struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

So, like,
...are you gonna click or what?
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

ffs

( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Erudite
and lucid as ever
(SockCooker Sock FTW 2012, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 4:08, archived)

It's a fair comment.

( mofaha, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 4:32, archived)

KEY POUT!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)

Ha ha ha
Brilliant
( Sheep!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahahahahaha

( Mushroom, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 4:34, archived)