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[challenge entry] I am not into Horoscopes - so you can have this ¬


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# My star sign is Lamb

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# * Grabs wellies

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# meh

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# My star sign is Goat

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# * Grabs Waders

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# This will slow us down a bit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# mine is Scorpion
*stings own back*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Mine too
Scorpio is an ace starsign; we're all sexy and passionate
(I helped save b3ta! Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Grabs hammer

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# My star sign is Robert Mugabe

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# 8}
ok..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# he won an election OKAY?
it's not a Brittish Colony you know - for fucks sake! Why must you attempt to sully something so pure and honest as a free and open election where people can vote for who they want to and they all vote for him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# 8}
ok..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# My star sign is a yellow tram that goes NING NING NING

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# My star sign is Jew Crab

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Collabos the crab knew his destiny was not on the land
but in the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ON NO HERE COMES MECHAHITLER X3000 V2.9!

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Does that mean it has a Jew Claw?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I don't use the glove, I use the claw,
so keep the fuck away, from my car
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I'm an Ophiuchus, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Which is nice...
Do you get chips with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Big fucking snake and a hairy man.
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# is this Ptolemy's original description?

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I should jolly well hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# more nings
lady bits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Ningles love
CIGGY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# i am a lion
i mostly make a lot of noise, eat, sleep and let the ladies do the hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# * Parsley ?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I'm Parsley the Lion.
I've got a t shirt to this effect, it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Photos or it is not true!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# My star sign is Cumberland Sausage

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# * Grabs frying pan

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# My star sign is Sexy Nuns

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# *sexies*

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I can weigh up different things

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# _/T\_

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# My star sign is like a bit like an Information Commisioner who is holding this awesome falcon
on his arm and he's swaying a bit because he's drunk like 5 bottles of beer and he's drunk but he's totally just pretending because he wants you to think he's drunk and he could really drink like 8 bottles and be way fine still. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# clearly this is the best star sign
anyone who thinks their star sign is better is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# 8}
ok..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# that's your answer for everything
... and I don't even know what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# 8}
ok..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hey, you have the same sign as my sister!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# aceness
she sounds almost as super cool as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Trust me, she's at least as cool as you are

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