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# uh..... whut?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# urm....ya....whut?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i'm guessing entrance as in to put someone into a trance
but that's just a guess.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Bugger
missed the hypnotic interpretation.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ack
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You might find it here
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D

NSFW if you know or spot it..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i'm not sure i could sex up a girl with a tat of an old man on her vag
especially one that looks like an old testament god.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Fuck me Jesus!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# And Willie Nelson too !
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# or indeed with that much hair...
i did once sleep with a girl who had an Ankh tattoo on her pubis, i wasn't really sure what to make of that
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Did you offer to wank on her ankh?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Well she did SET him off
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i've just got this
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# you should direct a pornographic jackanory
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Did that make it an Anubis?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *glees* this has made my night :)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha
isn't that horus tho?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# nope, i did muck the beak up a little but its meant to be a falcons head



EDIT: actaully Horus and Ra appear to have the same head but but ra was represented with a sun disc above his head whereas horus wore the crown of the twin kingdoms
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# fair enuff
for some reason (stargate film) i didn't think ra had an animal head. i bow to your superior knowledge
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# yeah they altered the mythos a little for that. i'm a little bit of a geek on myths and legends
the lad playing Ra was pretty though.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *googles*
You have terrible taste
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# i like my boys pretty and he is pretty.
the main guy i'd gay is Brian Molko though
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# See that's vaguely more understandable, although he does look worryingly like Stewart Lee (as Tim from the Ironic Review sketches) in some of the photos.
Some of them he's made up to look like a women, some of them he's made up to look like a cute boy and some he is just mannishish.

Just pick a sexuality and stick to it for fuck's sake.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
i can sort of see him in Lee's parody now though...

ra is dead feminine though as well
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/stargatewars/images/thumb/6/6a/Ra_site.jpg/180px-Ra_site.jpg
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That just looks stupid and tittish to me, it may be due to skin colour or ethnicity or something.
Or it may just be because he looks so made up that he looks like a cheap latino transsexual prostitute.

What you think the character is based on Brian Mloko?..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18b7uYeym3M - Ironic Review at 3:00
(Oddly everyone presumed it was actually Trevor playing the character instead of Lee with his hair all combed down)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# oh no i meant as a parody of that sort of thing
wait... no.... i'm thinking of a different character. didn't he play a punk kid in something?

god i'm right confused now. my knowledge of 90s TV is shocking
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You are thinking of this clip from a Harry Hill life biography thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPINn-gD7Cg

He used to write with him for something (I forget what it was), hence the reason he's in it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_WgCs5lEU - this clip as well
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ah thats it yeah.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Fear my near encylopaedic knowledge of things Stewart Lee has done.
Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddFCnQ-atic&feature=related , best fight sequence and song ever.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# but you haven't seen 90s comedian have you?
thats very good
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I know he's done it and could identify a picture of it.
To me that classes as knowledge of things he has done. I need to get it really, but I'm a bit wary about the quality compared to Stand Up Comedian which was beautifully filmed.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# i wouldn't let it worry you really
the material is shit hot and the filming of itis more like being in the audience
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Gah, I've already ordered something from red stripe though.
Means I have to order again and have to use a different card...urgh..
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yeth
What a thilly THOTHage.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# i love hearing people with a lisp say sausage :)
what manner of bird was Thoth?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# An Ibis if I recall correctly,
the weigher of souls. I think he was in charge of time itself as well.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I just got beaten to the RA joke I was saving too
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# damnit! i was gonna make an anubis joke!
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i like my girl pubiseses tat free and ideally hair free too
tho i did once draw kitten's face on the wife's for fun and games
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha i've got a thing for tattooed girls
though the current girl has none
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# tatoo her while she sleeps!
it's the only way (possibly)
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I saw a man under the shower at my gym who had shaved his pubes off except a little square above his cock
It looked like Hitler
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Maybe he was going to flip his girlfriend over
and invade Pooland.
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# was the red army encamped in the usual field of battle?
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# both of these make me chuckle
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Hometime LOL :D
(, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)