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(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
# uh..... whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# urm....ya....whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
# i'm guessing entrance as in to put someone into a trance
but that's just a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Bugger
missed the hypnotic interpretation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# ack
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You might find it here
along with lots of NSFW images

www.ialone.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=1
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D

NSFW if you know or spot it..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
# i'm not sure i could sex up a girl with a tat of an old man on her vag
especially one that looks like an old testament god.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Fuck me Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# And Willie Nelson too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# or indeed with that much hair...
i did once sleep with a girl who had an Ankh tattoo on her pubis, i wasn't really sure what to make of that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Did you offer to wank on her ankh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Well she did SET him off
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i've just got this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
# you should direct a pornographic jackanory
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Did that make it an Anubis?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# *glees* this has made my night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha
isn't that horus tho?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# nope, i did muck the beak up a little but its meant to be a falcons head



EDIT: actaully Horus and Ra appear to have the same head but but ra was represented with a sun disc above his head whereas horus wore the crown of the twin kingdoms
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# fair enuff
for some reason (stargate film) i didn't think ra had an animal head. i bow to your superior knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# yeah they altered the mythos a little for that. i'm a little bit of a geek on myths and legends
the lad playing Ra was pretty though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *googles*
You have terrible taste
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# i like my boys pretty and he is pretty.
the main guy i'd gay is Brian Molko though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)
# See that's vaguely more understandable, although he does look worryingly like Stewart Lee (as Tim from the Ironic Review sketches) in some of the photos.
Some of them he's made up to look like a women, some of them he's made up to look like a cute boy and some he is just mannishish.

Just pick a sexuality and stick to it for fuck's sake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
i can sort of see him in Lee's parody now though...

ra is dead feminine though as well
images1.wikia.nocookie.net/stargatewars/images/thumb/6/6a/Ra_site.jpg/180px-Ra_site.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# That just looks stupid and tittish to me, it may be due to skin colour or ethnicity or something.
Or it may just be because he looks so made up that he looks like a cheap latino transsexual prostitute.

What you think the character is based on Brian Mloko?..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=18b7uYeym3M - Ironic Review at 3:00
(Oddly everyone presumed it was actually Trevor playing the character instead of Lee with his hair all combed down)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# oh no i meant as a parody of that sort of thing
wait... no.... i'm thinking of a different character. didn't he play a punk kid in something?

god i'm right confused now. my knowledge of 90s TV is shocking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You are thinking of this clip from a Harry Hill life biography thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPINn-gD7Cg

He used to write with him for something (I forget what it was), hence the reason he's in it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_WgCs5lEU - this clip as well
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# ah thats it yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Fear my near encylopaedic knowledge of things Stewart Lee has done.
Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddFCnQ-atic&feature=related , best fight sequence and song ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)
# but you haven't seen 90s comedian have you?
thats very good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I know he's done it and could identify a picture of it.
To me that classes as knowledge of things he has done. I need to get it really, but I'm a bit wary about the quality compared to Stand Up Comedian which was beautifully filmed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:09, archived)
# i wouldn't let it worry you really
the material is shit hot and the filming of itis more like being in the audience
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Gah, I've already ordered something from red stripe though.
Means I have to order again and have to use a different card...urgh..
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yeth
What a thilly THOTHage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# i love hearing people with a lisp say sausage :)
what manner of bird was Thoth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# An Ibis if I recall correctly,
the weigher of souls. I think he was in charge of time itself as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I just got beaten to the RA joke I was saving too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# damnit! i was gonna make an anubis joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i like my girl pubiseses tat free and ideally hair free too
tho i did once draw kitten's face on the wife's for fun and games
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# haha i've got a thing for tattooed girls
though the current girl has none
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# tatoo her while she sleeps!
it's the only way (possibly)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I saw a man under the shower at my gym who had shaved his pubes off except a little square above his cock
It looked like Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Maybe he was going to flip his girlfriend over
and invade Pooland.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# was the red army encamped in the usual field of battle?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# both of these make me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Hometime LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I think it's getting to that odd time of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
# gayshift?
www.wikipedia.org/gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
# mnnnng.... i've managed to avoid that sincei updated firefox so it wasn't purple
gah
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Nice try, spackhands ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# my flatmate has taken to walking round the flat in very tight underpants.
I find it difficult to talk to him. Is this just a german thing, or does he want me to look at his bulge?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Wait a minute...don't both of you live in Germany.
And doesn't dixon insist on showing people his bulge...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)
# i've not seen it yet
but what's your point, caller?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ich glaub der kleiner Strohpuppe meintet dass du vielleicht mein Mitbewohner bist
und dass du nur mit Unterhosen rumlaeufst. Hm, sowas ist wahrscheinlich lustig fuer Jungfrauen*

* - kein Witz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I got 'funny for young ladies' and that was about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I presume it was some kind of humourous cock reference.
Though that's less my ability to read context and more my historical knowledge of yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You're always getting funny for young ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# What are you trying to imply?
That I somehow gas them with nitrous oxide and then use the subsequent euphoria and confusion to sexually deceive them?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# \o/ haha
Ah, nee - enge Unterhosen sehen an mich zur Zeit nicht besonders geil aus - und anderen beobachten beim Frühstück kotzen war nie mein Ding. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# pffft!
also, muss mich jetzt fertig machen und versuchen mein Anzug zu enthaaren (Katzen).

Schoen' ab'd noch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Gleichfalls!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# It's a German thing
think yourself lucky he doesn't let it all hang down.
Nudity is seen as healthy and ok in some Germanic cultures.

Or he's a perv.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It's a German thing
If you were German I fear the pants would have been discarded ages ago

Anyway.

Photographic proof or it's a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# haha :)
I think it would violate inter-flat relations if I was to take a pic of his cock-bulge. I find it difficult enough to not stare at it, even though I have no interest in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# DAMN YOU AND YOUR HETEROSEXUAL EYES!
What a waste! :D

I can work with descriptions too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
# haha "work"
decent package, but could be all balls, very tight black, perhaps lycra, pants.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Tight black lycra pants? hmm. Not doing it for me really.
If they're tight though his dick has probably retreated in fear for its life
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Blocked entrance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# That'll do the deed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# did wile e. coyote ever catch him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# They are now married and living in Vegas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Laughed my socks off!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)