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[challenge entry] Here's mine then; The Slutty Professor

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(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 20:58, archived)
# this whole compo is gonna be like looking in a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Stop fishing!
You know you're gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i might be gorgeous
but i've just got a fat arse.
and a beer belly. and hips like fucking tabletops.

i'm so womanly it hurts.


or just fat! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *goes to change pants*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# elasticated skirt?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Nah, denim shorts


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I don't care!
Take me now and ride me like a JCB you sexy hussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# broom broom
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# *closes curtains*
Move along. Nothing to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Can I rest my pint on your hips?
...Once I start drinking...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:09, archived)
# With my reflection in it.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)