Stop fishing!
You know you're gorgeous!
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:01,
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i might be gorgeous
but i've just got a fat arse.
and a beer belly. and hips like fucking tabletops.
i'm so womanly it hurts.
or just fat! YAY!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:04,
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I don't care!
Take me now and ride me like a JCB you sexy hussy!
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:05,
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*closes curtains*
Move along. Nothing to see.
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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:07,
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Can I rest my pint on your hips?
...Once I start drinking...
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Jeru War and Piss,
Wed 2 Jul 2008, 21:09,
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