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edit: Fanks you lovelies, now I'd better make dinner :)

From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 261 entries (closed)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

mind that!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

wow
nice
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

hhahahaha, EXCELLENT!
*clicks*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

^ this

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

stay away from that fat door,
'cos there's fatties through there....


( Cockweasle orson wezl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

HOLY CHRIST!
Is that Trapdoor? If it's not Trapdoor I'll eat my fucking hat.

EDIT : OF COURSE IT'S FUCKING TRAPDOOR NEVILLE YOU BUFFOON! LOOK AT THE CLUES! YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A HARDY BOY AT THIS RATE!
GO BACK TO MAKING WEBSITES YOU FOOL
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

"Hardy Boys...too easy...Nancy Drew...too hard..."
:D
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

I've often thought about writing a book
A proper book, like. I'd really enjoy writing one in the style of the Hardy Boys

"'Oh, look over there', exclaimed Chad, intoxicated from the smell leaking from his anus. 'What is that horrific sight?'
Bill and Tom Hoardy followed Chad's fat, bloated finger which was pointing towards the horrific sight
'Why, that's Old Man Kentucky, pillaging and looting the chicken shed', barked Bill Hoardy, 'and if I'm not mistaken, he's indulging in a bit of merry hand-shandy while he's at it!'
'Let's end this pointless and futile endeavour right now, while we still can', pontificated Tom Hoardy.
And so they all drove off a cliff.
The End"
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

Well, I couldn't put it down.
*offers 57,000-book/three year deal*
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

it's not bad
but you need to work on the characterisation.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

yes

( Cockweasle orson wezl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

you always make me laugh like an eijet

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

:D

( Cockweasle orson wezl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)

are they rested in a pool of their own leaky shit?
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

who isn't?

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)

*puts hand up*
Although I'll remedy that shortly
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

Hey, get your hand out of there
you didn't even ask!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

damn right!
*wigglesquishes*
( Discomeats I like pies!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

Hahahah this is awesome :D

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

That train's going nowhere if a fatty does decide to get on.

(monkdagola it hurts when I pee, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

FIGHT PIPES!
Malty, fluorescent goodness!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

*claps*
*hugs*
*tickles*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

hihihihihihihihihihi :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

I'm covering the phones for the last hour of business (it's like being 19 again)
then I'm OFF for a WEEK!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

A WEEK??
lucky, lucky lady :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

A whole week!
I know, I'm a jammy sort. I'm going to fondle moonbeams, eat tiramisu with a long spoon...

and decorate.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

*contacts fancy dress shop about a moonbeam disguise*

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

*contacts fancy dress shop about a long spoon disguise*

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

'This moonbeam feels a lot more substantial than before....'

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

nicely

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

That's either South Ken on Gloucester Road:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

It's london-underground-lf7u.jpg apparently

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

I only know Baker St and Marylebone that well.
Maybe it's because I'm (not) a Lahndanaaaaah
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

Barbican?

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

Mornington Crescent???
:-)
(aguk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

:D
Very nicely done!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)