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# that's an odd one :D
I had a dream the other night where I kept trying to remember a shit joke but couldn't, and the whole way through the dream people kept asking me if I knew any jokes. T'was very frustrating, only remembered it when I woke up!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And the joke was?
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It was on here the other day
Bloke goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I've got coconut shavings and liquorice all over my knob'

Doctor says 'what have you been doing'

Bloke says 'oh fucking allsorts..'
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oh ok.
I do like that one :)

My fave at the moment is this:

What do penises and the Bible have in common?

They are both rammed down your throat by priests!
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# pffft
proper office lol
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I had a really fucked up dream last night
can't remember much of it, it was one of those traveling with a strange group dreams. Rather enjoyable tho.
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)