yurp, its not bad.
and unlike youporn you don't have that awful moment when your lady is looking over your shoulder when you're going to show her something on youtube but the drop down menu in the url bar brings a great long list of youporn addresses
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:23,
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Well mine watches porn occasionally,
so I'm safe.
I sent her a rather hilarious picture of alien-facehugger-based porn the other day.
Edit: NSFW
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:25,
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I sent her a rather hilarious picture of alien-facehugger-based porn the other day.
Edit: NSFW
oh dear lord
its not as if facehuggers weren't overt enough about what they are already?
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35,
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I tried to find porn of it on a whim, but couldn't find any.
So when I looked on rule34, of course there was some :D
I was really chuffed.
I couldn't stop giggling and had to show it to my girlfriend. She thought it was really funny :P
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38,
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I was really chuffed.
I couldn't stop giggling and had to show it to my girlfriend. She thought it was really funny :P
See, everyone should adore porn
then nobody would have to be all coy about it. Like when a lad comes round to ours, spots a blue dvd or something and instantly thinks it's the wife's.
Er, no.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:25,
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Er, no.
You lucky thing.
Better a demure little flower than some rampaging filthwizard like me.
ALTHOUGH I was called innocent AND cute yesterday. It was quite strange.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:30,
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ALTHOUGH I was called innocent AND cute yesterday. It was quite strange.
well some balance between the two would good.
but don't worry i'm working on her.
and missing her a fuck ton too :(
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:33,
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and missing her a fuck ton too :(
I wondered the other day
this idea of nuidty in art being different to nudity NOt in art.
Like, why can they advertise an art exhibition on the tube with a painting of a nudie lady?
They can show programmes about AFrican ladies with flabby tits int he afternoon?
But tits are considered rude and naughty in geeneral... I don't understand
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:29,
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Like, why can they advertise an art exhibition on the tube with a painting of a nudie lady?
They can show programmes about AFrican ladies with flabby tits int he afternoon?
But tits are considered rude and naughty in geeneral... I don't understand
But arent paintings of nudie ladies
just the porn of their day?
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32,
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not as such.
grotty woodcuttings in penny dreadfuls were the porn of the day
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34,
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not really
although, there wasn't really a differentiation before the last 2 centuries.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:36,
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the two things which have facilitated the technological development of the human race
1) War
2) Pornography
we're a bunch of wanky warmongers
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:37,
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2) Pornography
we're a bunch of wanky warmongers
shut up,
the aliens might be reading.
WE ARE NICE PLEASE COME DOWN, I AM BORED
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:38,
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WE ARE NICE PLEASE COME DOWN, I AM BORED
it's more than likely space faring alients will be after a fight or a shag
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:40,
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LET'S STOP KILLING EACH OTHER BUILD SOME FUCKING SPACE SHIPS
AND EXPLORE INNER AND OUTER SPACE AS ONE PEOPLE
FOREVER
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:41,
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FOREVER
shut up watch this, watch american gladiators
here's 63 channels of it. watch these pituitary retards bang their fuckin' skulls together and congratulate you for living in the land of the free.
here watch this, shut up
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54,
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here watch this, shut up
this thread == worryingly similar to my life
*just add alcohol*
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46,
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You're asking the wrong girliepoos.
I've never understood the difference. TBH, a lot of so-called 'art' is just some rollnecked cunt making bad porn and saying it means something. For reference see the video of the naked bloke jumping about that I saw at the Tate Modern a few years ago.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:32,
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please see Bill Hicks;
1) no artistic merit
2) causes sexual thoughts
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:34,
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2) causes sexual thoughts
I got a woody on the bus?
what are we going to do - ban public transport?
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:35,
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Damn straight .
Have you ever been a girl in the right seat on the bus? Well then.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43,
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No I meant when watching it
upset as in 'oi you sexist bastard, girls can be horny too'.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:43,
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besides which - he goes on to say
'or having - you know, whatever - I'm speaking for myself tonight...'
so... your bits are catered for too.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:44,
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so... your bits are catered for too.
I haven't learnt it by heart
he was a good comedian, but there are quite a few I like more. Dylan Moran, for one. Possibly the man that makes me laugh the most.
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Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:46,
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I meet him quite regularly
he's a very nice chap; exceedingly so. Bit of a grumpty cunt sometimes, but he carries it well.
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