I have something here for you...
your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough,
this is the lighter of a Jedi Knight.
not as clumsy or random as a zippo,
an elegant lighter for a more civilized age

( king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)

The schwarz is strong with this one

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)

Yay for idiots!


Reminds me of a something I read on/links earlier as well
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)

down the mouth, out the cunt

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)

At the bottom, though I doubt it's true
www.b3ta.com/links/205730#post205748
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)

turnips
was this man Baldric
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)

At least his height, without a head :)

( Jahled extraordinaire®, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)

Haha

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)

I've wondered about the applications of a light sabre-

shaver, toast slicer...

EDIT: Fuck it, I'm gonna suggest it as a compo.
( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)

So WHERE did he stash this during 'Nam?

( hanke, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)