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[challenge entry] Who ordered the TOAP?

From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The board's just moving too fast for me today...
*goes away and lies down*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *turns off the light and slides in next to you*
my hands are a bit cold, but they'll warm up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# room for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# forget about him
*slowly takes off shirt*
I can make you feel more like a woman than he can
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# *tweaks kebab nipples
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# who invited YOU?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i crashed
but hey, i'm here now, so hush

*gags
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# you're ruining what I have lined up for smash :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# and what would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# well I said I could make you feel like a woman and I had taken my shirt off
so let's take it from there:
*gives Smash shirt*
Could you iron this, honey?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# cheeky bugger!
i don't even iron my own clothes!
polyester ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# he's going to make you feel like a woman
... which I think means he's going to turn you lezzy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hey I don't expect I'd be that bad
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# pfff
like i said, i'm greedy, bring on the wimmins!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# i did
i'm greedy like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *jumps in*
200mph crazy board!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# yay
we've got an end of the show comedy bed going!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# would you please turn off that bedside lamp, some of us are trying to sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# *passes wind*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I'm reading a story to lordsaccharine...!
do you want him tossing and turning all night?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *steals duvet*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# you're always like this when you've been drinking...
... and you never kiss me goodnight any more

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I'm sorry, but after the kids, i just don't find you that attractive anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# but
we adopted...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# sleep? SLEEP???
how the hell can you sleep when all this sexyness is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ahem!
Everyone needs to move over a bit, my penis has pins and needles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# THAT'S where
my knitting went... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# oh, sorry
*loosens grip*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hah, can you imagine an actual b3ta sleepover in a giant bed, that would be hillarious
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# it's get into the newsletter
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)