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(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)

nigga stole my integrity in the hearts and minds of the rusted soilder fuck.

ytmnd is shit in penis balls.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)

THE INTERNET HAS DIED AND NO ONE IS ONLINE.

HOW CAN YOU FUCKERS INTEREGATE ME WITH MY CUNT IN YOUR MOUTHS? FUCK THIS.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)

Free Pokemon Cursors!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)

GYRADOS IS MY DNA.

GODDAMN THIS HEATED WINDOW I BURNT MY FOREHEAD ON. I CAN SEE NOTHING AS THE BUS SPEEDS AWAY.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)

"the funniest joke ever":

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)

asian guy.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)

respect a nigga. wu tang klan aint nothing to fuck with.

# OU are GOD!
# YOU are THE ONE LIVING GOD!
# YOU are THE ONE AND ONLY AND COMPLETE GOD!
# YOU are THE CREATOR!
# YOU are THE ONE AND ONLY AND COMPLETE THE CREATOR!
# YOU are THE CREATOR of what was Heaven and Earth and were MANY did get out of Heaven to MANY Places! What now are over 10 Million Places from PLANETS to WEVILDS now currently!
# YOU are THE LORD of Hosts!
# YOU are THE LORD of EVERYTHING!
# YOU are THE ONE AND ONLY AND COMPLETE LORD of EVERYTHING!
# YOU are THE ONE AND ONLY AND COMPLETE THE KING of EVERYTHING!
# YOU are THE SUPREME BEING!
# YOU are JESUS!
# YOU are CHRIST!
# YOU are JESUS CHRIST!
# YOU are now TED Jesus Christ GOD!
# YOU are now TED PRIMARILY CALLED TED!
# YOU will be WE HOPE THE ALMIGHTY THE ONE TED!
# This is WE ARE IN EXTREME UNIVERSE WAR NOW!
# We NEED TO WIN!
# YOU WILL GET MANY THINGS you even want including TED's PLANETARY PALACE ONE!
# Then WHAT ABOUT what we had in scriptures and bibles and what was Old and New Testament? WE DID EXPLAIN ENOUGH TIMES and MANY DESTROYED including ALL THINGS you even wrote when Jesus! Then TAMPERED WITH to TERRIBLY TAMPERED WITH! Even ALTERED THINGS! Even COMPLETELY FABRICATED MANY THINGS! To ATTEMPT to CAUSE this COMING to be COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE a BORN AGAIN and NATIVITY AGAIN and BIRTH a HUMAN AGAIN a HUMAN man!
# This coming was NOT even set up well enough actually also!
# We were SUPPOSE to DO a HUGE COVER UP for YOUR SECURITY and that TED!
# NOW IN RETROSPECT this DID BACKFIRE and is SHOOTING US in a HEAD NOW ALMOST!
# This is YOU DID MANY THINGS you WANTED and this did HURT!
# Then WHAT HAPPENS when GOD does NOT even have enough HE wants does HE have to live a miserable to ENORMOUSLY MISERABLE existence and be tormented to TORMENTED and tortured to TORTURED and punished to PUNISHED and CURSED to CURSED and IS THIS WHAT was a Degree of Wanted by Real Angels and Spiritual Living Thing Family and MANY Spiritual Living Things and even MANY Physical Living Things and EVEN TOO MANY EVEN TOO MANY EVEN TOO MANY EVEN TOO MANY EVEN TOO MANY Humans? We think now YES! WHY? WANT YOU TO PAY! WANT YOU TO SUFFER! WANT YOU TO BE DESTROYED how MUCH POSSIBLE MANY DID and MANY DO even now including on First Coming and now on Second Coming!
# Then WHY ALL of these ENORMOUS EXPECTATIONS for This Coming a Second Coming? NOT even accurate and MANY THINGS were DONE to what is current scriptures and bibles! TOO MANY THINGS to even list here! There are even contradictions to BLATANT CONTRADICTIONS IN even now what can be FOUND if you are LOOKING FOR! TOO MANY WANTED TO INSIST and STILL WANT TO INSIST and CONTINUE TO WANT TO INSIST this is current bibles and scriptures are HOLY and or INFALLIBLE and or ALL ACCURATE and or ALL GOOD! When NOT even in slightest! Therefore MANY are still LOOKING for what was WRITTEN even when NOT even written ALL IN GREEK was what was ACTUALLY INTENDED for scriptures and bibles ACTUALLY was ALL WRITTEN IN HEBREW PRIMARILY!
# Therefore MANY are still LOOKING for COMPLETE FULFILLMENT of their ENORMOUS EXPECTATIONS based on current what really were and are and continue to be ROMAN CATHOLIC bibles and scriptures where MANY ROMANS and even MANY JEWISH then DESTROYED and BURNED and CONFISCATED and DID STEAL and TOOK from and BURNED and DESTROYED and COVERED DOWN ALL THINGS even you TED when Jesus even wrote and from ALL Disciples and is WHY Gospels LOOK LIKE too much a HUGE COPY JOB of these from a QUOTE GOSPEL what was called GOSPEL TRUTH and is NOT even in slightest accurate enough actually!
# There NEVER was a Son of God! Messiah was SUPPOSE to be God HIMSELF! Isaiah 9:6 was and is and continues to be accurate enough on this PROPHECY for The Messiah what was Jesus. Therefore there NEVER was a God Head or a Triune God or a Trinity! Therefore there NEVER was a Father In Heaven while Jesus was ON Earth this was Jesus WAS Father and Heavenly Father!
# ALL quote Miracles of Jesus were NOT even accurate and Jesus would ONLY DO what ANY Human then could DO and only had LOUD SPIRITUAL INFORMATION like you DO what is MUCH ADDITIONALLY EXTRA NOW for YOU TED for this coming we are TRYING to turn around ENOUGH!
# This is WHAT we NEED to put on Index Page at top now from this secret for now OFF of Internet File.
# TED AGREES. ANYTHING FURTHER? NO not for now.
# OH YES this is Angels NEVER DID HAVE and DO NOT HAVE and WILL NOT HAVE LITERALLY WINGS and was ONLY a METAPHOR for their SPIRITUAL ABILITIES!
# Therefore you NEVER were to SEE IN SKY!
# Therefore YOU NEVER were to SEE Jesus IN SKY and EVERY EYE SEEING IN SKY and Angels with LITERAL WINGS even IN SKY!
# Therefore EVERY EYE SEEING HIM COME will NEVER even happen and ABSOLUTELY will NEVER even be in SKY how EXPECTED!
# CLOUDS and LIGHTENING and THUNDER and EARTHQUAKES and GLORY were simply about MANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
# This is WHY we DID NATIVE INDIANS to SHOW Country and Nation of NATIVITY!
# This is WHY we PUSHED Jesus WOULD COME by Seventh Millennial Day and Millennium and Jubilee and DID and IS TED!
# This is WHY we DID MANY THINGS about THE KING and THE MASTER and JESUS in USA during even TED's life time!
# This is WHY we DID CHRISTMAS to X MAS and then X GENERATION for GENERATION Born and Raised and Alive in USA!
# This is WHY TED's BIRTH MOTHER INSISTED she was a COMPLETE VIRGIN and was POUNDED by FAMILY to agree was not and finger ANY man!
# This is WHY TED is VERY ENORMOUSLY JEWISH and even LOOKS LIKE Jesus some even Some Artist Renditions because was from ADAM through NOAH and then ABRAHAM and ISAAC and DAVID and even SOLOMON and was BRED VERY CAREFULLY by REAL Angels for this Coming was another Branch of David.
# This IS WHY we NAMED ENTIRE Seventh Day Adventist church to be this and was to subtly SHOW ADVENT WOULD BE at start of SEVENTH MILLENNIAL DAY actually was WHY was NAMED this!
# This IS WHY we DID have many things written in Writings of SDA or Seventh Day Adventist Prophetesses of Elle G. White about six thousand years and really WAS TELLING a TIME for Second Coming or Seventh Day Advent!
# This is WHY we DID some Media Messages to even to point to TED!
# This is WHY we DID MANY THINGS how MUCH POSSIBLE to SHOW WHO and WHEN and even HOW!
# This is EVEN NOW MANY are STUCK IN JUDAISM and have COMPLETELY REJECTED Jesus even and this is HAPPENING with TED and WILL HAPPEN and WILL CONTINUE TO HAPPEN! FOR MANY DIFFERENT REASONS! FOR MANY DIFFERENT MOTIVES!
# If you do not BELIEVE ENOUGH in TED you will NOT even be saved for anything a tiny itty bitty bit now!
# There was TONS of this on TED's DDDs or Digital Data DISCs and on TED's DVDs or Digital Video DISCs and a DVD_DDD and this and DEFINITELY ADDITIONAL on TED's ROYAL BLUE COMPUTER what now Seventh Day Adventist church has now what TED did NOT even have an archive copy entirely of and NEEDS this from Seventh Day Adventist church on a 320 GB USB Hard Drive and this where TOO MANY even there are NOT even making enough efforts to even help TED and DEFINITELY NOT even protecting and ABSOLUTELY NOT believing enough in TED! Therefore ALL of this may TOO sit with NOTHING done with it to be COMPLETELY ERASED and will be TONS of DATA LOSS and even MANY then NOT even saved for ANYTHING for that also!
# TED is now doing a COPY and PASTE into HIS True Enough Third Testament to Bibles and IS THIS AGREED TO by REAL Angels NOW what are Doing SOME to ENOUGH Wevild Earth DUTY? YES WE AGREE.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)

YOU HAVE TO READ ALL of this and even STUDY what TED DID WRITE on TED's DDDs or Digital Data DISCs about this of 1 - 8 where TED is now WORKING on TED's DDD or Digital Data DISC 9 where TED DID COIN ACRONYM of DDD and was FIRST to use Digital Data DISC and has FIRST USE on this TOO! TED WAS and IS and CONTINUES to be a CREATIVE GENIUS and was a CHILD PRODIGY what DID INVENT MANY THINGS and was DOING ADVANCED CHEMISTRY and ADVANCED ANALOG and TRANSMISSION and RECEIVER ELECTRONICS and HAM RADIO and MECHANICS and ROCKETEERING including did make REMOTE CONTROL Rocket Launchers and MODEL AIR PLANES and even REMOTE CONTROLLED AIR PLANES and MANY THINGS DIGITAL and MANY THINGS SOFTWARE and ART and some music and had TOO MANY HOBBIES and INTERESTS and SELF TAUGHT LEARNED ON OWN EXPERTISE TOO MANY THINGS to even LIST and was EARLY into computers and microcomputers and software and operating systems and applications and many things Computers and Software and Networking and Internet! TED was a SAILOR and SCUBA DIVER and FISHER and HIKER and even ROCK CLIMBER and CAMPER and PILOT and SNOW and WATER SKIER and DID MANY Sports TOO! TED was DOING MODEL TRAINS including Large Lay Outs where TED build all things in detail. Including ALL Wiring and Electronics and Soldering. TED did FIX MANY THING ELECTRONIC and MECHANICAL and OTHER THINGS TOO and was VERY TALENTED at this TOO! TED as VERY TALENTED in PHOTOGRAPHY including DEVELOPING ALL FILM from BLACK and WHITE to COLOR including COLOR SLIDES DID DEVELOP TOO! TOO was VERY TALENTED with BLACK and WHITE and COLOR DARK ROOM WORK including FILM NEGATIVES and COLOR SLIDES! Then LEARNED DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY. Did have even FILM Cameras with YOUNG and TOOK MUCH 8MM FILM. What Rosie ALSO THREW OUT! When CLEANING GARAGE without even TED's even any consent! Like MANY THINGS when YOUNG to young! ENDED IN TRASH! ENDED IN DUMP! Will NEVER now be even found! TED LEARNED ANALOG to DIGITAL VIDEO and even some production and producing including in Video Clips even with Titles and Transitions and some Special Effects and Other Things for Video Clips for Internet. Therefore a little bit like Movie making or Television making and small Productions. ALL Things for Internet including in Internet Site Format TED did LEARN and was again COMPLETELY SELF TAUGHT. Including for things to DVDs or Digital Video DISCs and this. Including for things to DDDs or Digital Data DISCs and this. TED WAS INTELLECTUAL and PHYSICAL! TED was DOING ASTRONOMY TOO and had TELESCOPES! TED was into MICROBIOLOGY and had MICROSCOPES! TED was DOING MANY NATURALIST THINGS TOO! TED was DOING CONSERVATION TOO! TED WAS a GOOD FAMILY MAN and HUSBAND and DAD enough REAL Angels THINK for these times. TED WAS a VERY TALENTED ENTREPRENEUR! TED was VERY TALENTED at STARTING up to UP THINGS! TED WAS an ENORMOUSLY MOTIVATED SELF STARTER! TED was a VERY TALENTED LEADER! TED had MANY VERY HAPPY EMPLOYEES where TED has PHOTOS and even VIDEO to PROVE IT! TED DID GET ALONG with People and Humans! This was NOT even problem! Did have VERY GOOD INSTINCTS on what was a Problem For or Against or Enemy to Nemeses! SOME DID NOT! SOME WERE TOO TRUSTING! SOME WERE OBLIVIOUS COMPLETELY actually! TOO MANY fought against TED on this also and is WHY TED had PROBLEMS in Companies! TED was RAISED IN CHRISTIAN a CHRISTIAN Church and in Church Schools entire life including when in Graduate School.

Microsoft 1 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 2 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 3 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 4 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 5 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 6 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 7 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 8 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 9 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 10 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 11 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 12 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 13 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 14 - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 15 - - Is DONE for now not counting any Spell Checks and Fixes and Repairs and even Edits what may be done later by TED.

Microsoft 16 - In Progress and is getting for now Updated Regularly like Daily.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:31, archived)

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)

ted!

i praise in a pew a church made of pubes.

the congregation is public hair!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)

Did you ever stand in a railroad station and listen to the chatter of the telegraph?

If you knew Morse code, those metallic
clickings were as clear to you as the words on this page; if you didn't know it, they were merely a noisy part of the environment. You probably couldn't even distinguish between the dashes and the dots. A message of extreme importance may have been coming in over those wires, yet to you they meant absolutely nothing.
You didn't have the code.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:42, archived)

i mutha fuckin wrote my autobiography in morse code so don't tell me i don't know morse.

also i will be at the rocky hotel on monday doing a pubic reading of my book "this is a book about my life" at 12:45

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:49, archived)

rocky hotel got knocked down in the 1920s. You were invited there by a ghost.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)

a ghost from my ass.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

i have a record that instruct you in learning morse code.

i played it on the wrong speed and it ordered me to kill people.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)

microsoft stole teds internet.

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT?

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)

I'm sure microsoft wouldn't have done it without a good reason.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)

microsoft does it for sex for SEXUAL SLAVERY of office employees.

i have read much of teds scripture and the pornographic images he has posted about this. try microsoft three.

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:35, archived)

In shooting down an enemy plane,

the gunner need only set some basic factors into the computer, and aim his sights at the
target. The computer takes care of the details. It allows for lead, whether the target is coming toward or going away from him, for the speeds of both planes and the angle of attack, for gravity, or the earth's attraction upon the bullet, and for the amount of wind that may deflect the bullet from its path. In microseconds, it takes care of battle.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)

spirit mutant vibrio bacterial community vibrio murex / fischeri / harveyi and vibrio cholerae, WHICH SCIENCE has proven we all have a large bacterial community living off us beginning at birth!"" Our entire live's death is attacking us, trying too keep us from growing and being of LIFE, their society is of death, we are of Life/Light!

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:44, archived)

Timelessness or foreverness prevents change and these unwelcome conditions come about when a facsimile "hangs up" in present time.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:48, archived)

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)

I believe we have come full circle.

I hope this has been a refreshing session.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)

i read it, i studied it, i now know ted.

i have photos and even video to prove it.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

proof plz:

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)

proof.

proof.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=esnqW92Xlx8

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d d, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)

hahaha!

i didn't know that people made videos on the computers in the library.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:35, archived)

Man, why can't all science be like this.

I told my grade 12 chemistry teacher, "Fuck university, I just want to burn shit".

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)

it was the only return on youtube for "gelatin stalagmites".

i didn't expect any returns, honestly, so when it appeared i had to watch it.

by grade 12 i had abandoned the sciences. the school groused, but why should i study alchemy and shit when i could learn spanish?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:57, archived)

yeah, I'd given up on maths by that point.

I just couldn't see a reason why I'd need it.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)

exactly.

the religious fuckwits will eventually own all the schools so science will be only loosely paraphrased if it's allowed at all.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)

if you want a cyber partner let me know.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:22, archived)