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# weeeeeiiiiirrrrdddd
we shaved my girlfriend's cat today. He was very docile, took it like a champ, started licking the air and waggling his tail frantically when we got to his butt though.

The end.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# shaving for fun or surgery prep?
don't try and shave my butt or there'll be trouble.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)
# He had some nasty shit stuck in his fur
it was all clumped up and you'd pet him and then he'd be all like "yeah, and now you're going to stroke my nasty fucking back situation, right?" Also the GF was snifflin' a lot. So now he's no-dignity cat/very-easy-to-find-when-lost cat.

I will not try to shave you hirsute, Canadian buttocks.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:36, archived)
# poor shaved kitty.
but, if he was sticky and stinky, he probably appreciated it.
(, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 6:41, archived)