Ducks are bastards


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(scowners Started to be a twat at, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)

What a cock.

( IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)

He's hen-pecked really

( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

my point eggsactly

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)

simply fowl

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)

Jeez, that's an evil looking duck!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock has left., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

That's an Angry Duck!
There used to be someone in my town who had Angry Ducks. They were always pissed off and hissing at people.
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

this is obviously
not a duck

great idea though! woo
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

certainly IS a duck....
www.muscovy.co.uk/
(scowners Started to be a twat at, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)

the ugly duckling that turned into an ugly duck.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)

pfffft

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)

I wouldn't mind but it was a wrong number.
He only phoned up for the cricket scores.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)