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[challenge entry] twang

meet larry, the cuntry-singing rape duck.

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 4:59, archived)
# fapfapfapfap

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:00, archived)
# move the cam down a little, i want to pretend you're headless.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:25, archived)
# You wanna cam2cam?

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)
# no thanks, i'm ugly.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:35, archived)
# :(

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:40, archived)
# i changed my mind. call me!

edit: pretend i changed her name to mila kunis. i closed photoshop already.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:50, archived)
# well hello there!

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)
# >:(

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)
# MILA KUNIS HAS A PUNIS.
MILA KENIS HAS A PENIS.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)
# WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 7:28, archived)
# O HAI MONICA.
WHAT IS UP?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 7:53, archived)
# working til it hurts.
 
Still, that's all over til Monday.. just killing time til we get drunk and stoned and FUN-KAY.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:01, archived)
# good stuff. puff and drink for me, i'm abstaining again.
glad i popped back in and saw you, i was about to run off to bed.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:03, archived)
# I fuckin' hate ducks me
-\!/-

EDIT: am now fraid t spleep
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)
# you can spleep when you're dead.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:26, archived)
#

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)
# ees ok
he from toronto
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)
# man, we've got shitloads of spleep here.
can't give the stuff away these days, not even the cherry-flavour.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:36, archived)
# haha
you sweet talker, you
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:06, archived)
# country songs are easy and fun to write.
the only difficult part is thinking like a duck.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)
# heehee

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:08, archived)
# you are a bad person.
rape makes you laugh. for shame!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)
# :)
very bad
extremely bad
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:29, archived)
# wow. angry duck.
i like this one much.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:12, archived)
# holy cow, the board sure is pissy down there.
i missed all the rages. have the ducks taken over?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)
# The ducks have gotten to people it seems
I have two people on my ignore list for the moment. :(
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)
# ducks have some power it seems
plus there's bad mojo in the air, man

baaad mojo
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:28, archived)
# i had a few on for a while, even though i dislike the principle.
i un-ignored them, but i think they were just temporary trolls who ran off to another forum.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)
# same I'll unignore them in a few days. but they're regulars.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)
# likewise
although the only person who's stayed on ignore is Killerkitti cos i got stick of pointless pictures of pointless emo bands and pointless argumnets about pointless pictures of pointless emo bands
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)
# i got stick in my spleep and it hurt.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I think kk must have grown up a bit...
still posts pictures of emo bands (pointless is a matter of opinion) but she's quite reasonable to talk to.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:45, archived)
# POST IT!
Kebab is currently ignoring: Ttssattsr.

*trainjoke*
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)
# no no, I don't think that's a great idea.
it's two of the main participants in the rant down there but not pasanonic, he's still to nice a bastard to ignore.

ed: nah I couldn't be bothered ignoring you, or a lot of other people that irritate me from time to time
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:48, archived)
# Ah, that's sweet. I'd stll make jokes even if you did ignore me :)

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)
# I know

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)
# You wanna... like.. hug or somethin'?

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# i'd like a good long shag on a weekly basis from a nice lady
for no reason other than mutual gratification.

that's what I want.

I have every intention of telling her I like trainspotting, and then laughing at her when she thinks I mean the film :)
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I have one on ignore. He must remain there as anytime I see one of his posts I have an urge to stamp on his fucking throat.
but generally I don't use the ignore list
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:38, archived)
# heheh that makes me wonder who it is.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:44, archived)
# I have two people on ignore for precisely this reason
Other people seem to like them but NOT ME.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)
# I think the sad part is that one of them has since added me as a friend.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)
# haha!
i hope it's out of a warped sense of humour and not obtuseness.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I don't think they know I've got them on ignore
but now that I think on it, I don't know how I'd find that out anyway.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)
# gaz me, i'll be the bearer of bad news.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)
# the friends thing makes me feel guilty.

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)
# "Oh, I raped a Duck in Reno, Just to watch it quack"

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:41, archived)
# when i hear that duck a-quacking,
i get hard again for some more rape.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:47, archived)
# *twaoiiing*

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:48, archived)
# do dee de doo doo de di di deeeeee!
I bet there's rich ducks swimming in a fancy little pond!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:52, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME POST MY IGNORE LIST, BUSTER

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 5:51, archived)
# OH JESUS SHITTER, FUCKING GET A COMPUTRON THAT CAN SEE PICS.
HERE JUST FOR YOU MAN I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MY REUDENESS.
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 6:02, archived)
# YODEL-AY-EE-HOOOO.
 
woo!
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 7:29, archived)
# HEY! IT'S... YOU! HALLO!
hey hey hey, when did you get back?
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 7:54, archived)